Posted on 10/30/2005 9:28:18 AM PST by DCBryan1
"It is better to be cute than coherent".
"Now what was I saying"?
lol, the bartender resembles a mortician that I know.
Well, consider that she's an angry, liberal skank, then ask yourself if you'd survive the beating. LOL
If it's good enough for Dick Morris, it's good enough for me!
Yes, but Morris was a liberal too, so he didn't get a beating like you'd get. :o)
Isn't this face the epitome of serene happiness?
I think you have her confused with someone who actually has inner beauty. Hostile world? No, hostile woman. You did good though. You had all the keywords right. LOL
Isn't this face the epitome of serene happiness?
I always wondered what a "sneer" looked like,
know I know.
I submitted
"Now remember, I get the senior citizen discount"
and
"Ensure...on the rocks."
Even the most hardened rummy would die of alcohol poisoning before she started looking beautiful.
My eyes! My eyes!
Poor Mo!
Not only can't she have an original thought, she can't even write an original article.
This article is pretty much a rewrite of an August 29, 2001 article. Compare what she then (2001) wrote:
http://www.skfriends.com/dating-today-and-sexuality.htm
"A thoroughly modern young lady might be found Paxiling herself, Googling her date, Bikramming her body and pondering The Offering."
with this line from today's column:
"After Googling and Bikramming to get ready for a first dinner date, a modern girl will end the evening with the Offering, an insincere bid to help pay the check."
Most of the new article is essentially a repeat of the article from four years ago, with a "revise and extend my remarks" update. The New York Times is always hospitable to those who just repeat things drivel from other columnists, but this is a first, where you get paid big bucks for repeating yourself!
Also looks like she has as hard a time getting a date now as four years ago. Maybe too much Bikramming.
"Catherine who? Look at what Michael is missing out on."
Fun With Keywords!
Good Catch. Pass that along to the editor ;>)
Schaefer is the one beer to have when your having more than one.
Almost; try this:
[Dowd, to Sandy Berger] "Why, Sandy; is that a miniature secret document in your shorts, or are you just glad to see me?"
The beer that made Milwaukee famous made a fool out of me.
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