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Caption This: Help Matt Drudge out with Maureen Dowd Photo! (It's getting beer-thirty am)
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| 30 OCT 05
| DCBRYAN1
Posted on 10/30/2005 9:28:18 AM PST by DCBryan1
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To: DCBryan1
" Michael, you will still come back..."
101
posted on
10/30/2005 10:37:32 AM PST
by
JRios1968
("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
To: DCBryan1
102
posted on
10/30/2005 10:38:20 AM PST
by
Kozak
(Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
To: Crawdad
"Uh, no thank you." he said, picking up his glass and moving to the far end of the bar,"I think I'll just stay
here and drink, till I throw up."
103
posted on
10/30/2005 10:38:39 AM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: NRA2BFree
I think if a man was dumb enough to go home with her, he would wake up shaved, on all fours, with a ball-gag in his mouth and she would have a whip in her hand.Heck...what's so bad about that????
If it's good enough for Dick Morris, it's good enough for me! ;^)
104
posted on
10/30/2005 10:38:46 AM PST
by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
To: DCPatriot
Don't do it. That picture is more engineered than a Boeing 747.
...with a leaking center fuel tank and all! Must be owned by Phukett Air.
105
posted on
10/30/2005 10:38:48 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(Texas State Motto: "Regular or Extra-Crispy?")
To: DCBryan1
Fifty and fabulous? More like fifty and flatulence.
To: SkyPilot
He can have all the facelifts he wasnts.....he still looks old!
To: jennyjenny
I'd hate to see the pictures they didn't use.
108
posted on
10/30/2005 10:42:14 AM PST
by
Crawdad
(So the guy says to the doctor, "It hurts when I do this.")
To: Slings and Arrows
"I went to bed at 2 with a 10, and woke up at 10 with a 2."Uh oh! THAT would be the time to chew off your own arm so you could escape before she woke up. LOL
To: Crawdad
Can someone photoshop her eyes like USA Today did to our Secretary of State?
110
posted on
10/30/2005 10:43:12 AM PST
by
Crawdad
(So the guy says to the doctor, "It hurts when I do this.")
To: DCBryan1
She shure got a purdy mouth though, "let me hear you squeal
like a pig, Petunia.
111
posted on
10/30/2005 10:43:28 AM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: NRA2BFree
Poor Mo...stranded in a hostile world unable to appreciate her inner beauty.
112
posted on
10/30/2005 10:43:57 AM PST
by
gogeo
(Often wrong but seldom in doubt.)
To: DCBryan1
Bartender: "Of all the gin joints in all of the world, she has to walk into mine..."
113
posted on
10/30/2005 10:45:11 AM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: DCBryan1
"Well, it's 2 am, the men are stoned. I'm sittin' wasted, my beer is warm. Can't get no connection. Can't get picked up, Rosie O'Donnell, where are you?
Well, the night weighs heavy on a lonely man. I'm available, this ain't a scam. C'mon drunk sailors, I'm really desperate, I'll even pay you."
Apologies, Golden Earring.
114
posted on
10/30/2005 10:47:07 AM PST
by
Thumper1960
("There is no 'tolerance', there are only changing fashions in intolerance." - 'The Western Standard')
To: DCBryan1
115
posted on
10/30/2005 10:50:01 AM PST
by
Rocky
(Air America: Robbing the poor to feed the Left)
To: martin_fierro; Lijahsbubbe; aculeus; dighton; SkyPilot; shibumi; general_re; Charles Henrickson; ...
116
posted on
10/30/2005 10:53:17 AM PST
by
Thinkin' Gal
(As it was in the days of NO...)
To: DCBryan1
To: tet68
Isn't that cute, her mother let her wear her shoes. Ye gods, what a monster, she has that female "mantis" look, you know, the one where she bites your head off after sex?Or worse, maybe a black widow. Don't they kill the male and eat it after they have sex? Either way is enough reason for any man to stay away from her kind.
To: DCPatriot
"Hot looking libs" is not an oxymoron at all. Babe status transcends politics. :)
To: Colonial Warrior
That is the best graphic I've seen on FR. EVER!
120
posted on
10/30/2005 11:03:20 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Why is it you never hear "gender equality" mentioned in a divorce court?)
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