Pity tired Teresa, losing takes its toll

Boston Herald ^ | 11/04/05 | Howie Carr

[raccoonradio]

Do you think it’s easy being Teresa Heinz Kerry today?

This is a sad weekend for the Beautiful People of Louisburg Square. Yesterday was the first anniversary of Sen. Liveshot Kerry’s grudging concession speech at Faneuil Hall, after he was narrowly defeated for the presidency by a mere 4 million votes.

It’s been a sad year for the Kerrys and all their get-a-life, trust-funded supporters who refuse to remove the fading Kerry-Edwards bumper stickers.

This week, New England Cable News reporter Alison King interviewed 67-year-old Mama T about life since the tragedy of Ohio. (They were robbed in the Buckeye State, you know. Just ask them. They’ll tell you.)

The reporter asked Mrs. Kerry what it was like a year ago today.

“Exhaustion,” she began. “I was so exhausted at the end I know that I took a month to go to the mountains and I never skied once.”

Talk about hell. Stuck in her first husband’s trust fund’s $5-million Sun Valley mansion. And Mama T . . . never . . . skied . . . once.

“I was too tired,” she continued. “That’s deep exhaustion. I just wanted to read and be quiet.”

What a relief for John - the quiet, I mean. By the way, despite the tragic events of 2004, Mr. and Mrs. Heinz haven’t stopped pitying the Little People who didn’t marry a billion dollars: “They are wonderful people,” she told NECN, “they’re gutsy people, a lot of them really are going through hell and they don’t complain.”

Unlike some aging gold diggers who are too exhausted to go skiing. And how is the senator doing?

“I think he’s doing very well actually for someone who’s a soldier and and and and uh and uh - ”

A gigolo? Is that the word you’re searching for, Mama T?

Is there - could King keep a straight face as she asked this - is there a chance Liveshot will run for president again in 2008?

“To do that,” Mama T said, “it would not be an exercise in vanity, I promise you.”

If it isn’t, it’ll be the first thing Liveshot has ever done in his life that wasn’t. Whatever the future holds, the lovebirds will always have 2004. Liveshot’s battle cries will forever thunder down the halls of American political history:

“I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it . . . You’re looking at the biggest cheesehead in America . . . Manny Ortiz . . . Is this where I get me a huntin’ license? . . . Bring it on! . . . Help is on the way . . . I’m John Kerry and I’m reporting for duty.”

I got an e-mail from a guy in Milton who claims that last Saturday he and his wife were eating dinner at a posh joint (as if the Kerrys eat anywhere else) where Billy Crystal and the Kerrys were also dining.

Guess who sauntered over to Billy Crystal’s table, according to my correspondent? Crystal started telling Kerry about his new movie, which concerns a U.S. president who finds out he’s about to die and has 24 hours to get his affairs in order. Crystal was politely outlining all the duties of making a film when Liveshot interrupted him: “You know, if I wasn’t doing what I’m doing right now, I would want to be directing.”

Kerry’s office confirmed that he did break bread with Crystal. I asked whether the quote about his Hollywood dream was correct.

“I don’t think so,” the flack said.

I think so. Apparently it’s not enough for Kerry to be Kevin Federline’s role model. Now he also wants to be Guy Ritchie, which I guess would make Mama T an even wrinklier Madonna.

Now I’m so exhausted, I’ll need a month off. With no skiing.

[dfwgator]

Kerry violated Rule #1 of campaigning, "Never do any activity where you can be photographed in a silly position."

[kalee]

“Exhaustion,” she began. “I was so exhausted at the end I know that I took a month to go to the mountains and I never skied once.”

After the election, I thought she probably had checked onto rehab someplace.

[raccoonradio]

Sweet memories:
The Kerry-Edwards campaign announced that the City of Boston and Mayor Tom Menino will host "Election Night Celebration with John Kerry and John Edwards" in Boston's Copley Square Tuesday evening, November 2nd.

"Boston is home, it's where we started our campaign, it's where John Edwards and I were nominated and it's where we will finish our successful campaign for the White House," said the Democratic nominee for President John Kerry, "Mayor Menino and the city of Boston hosted a world class convention this summer and we appreciate all the hard work they did in hosting our national party convention. We are honored that they will host our victorious election night celebration," Kerry added.

CE-LE-BRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!!

[caryatid]

* Funny article ping *

[raccoonradio]

>>I thought she had probably checked onto rehab someplace

With whiskey-soaked raisins.

""You get some gin and get some white raisins - and only white raisins - and soak them in the gin for two weeks."

[BadAndy]

"And how is the senator doing?

“I think he’s doing very well actually for someone who’s a soldier and and and and uh and uh - ” "

He was a soldier 30 freaking years ago and then turned traitor.

[shield]

That old rich broad has gone back to the name she's always used throughout her marriage to John...Heinz

skerry after his defeat immediately brought his girlfriend back from some place she was hiding out from the American Public.

And I've got news for those 2 losers...OHIO WAS NEVER sKERRY'S...has been a state gone Republican for yrs. No matter how many times you tell a lie...it never changes....it's still a lie. The liberal loons will never get it....

Those 2 losers can't believe after all the money spent by them...those bucko's would add up to a win. Only one word for both of them DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL!!!

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

"Mr. and Mrs. Heinz haven’t stopped pitying the Little People who didn’t marry a billion dollars: “They are wonderful people,” she told NECN, “they’re gutsy people, a lot of them really are going through hell and they don’t complain.”

DON'T COMPLAIN???

Liberals just can not open their mouths without invariably demonstrating that they live in an altered reality.

[shekkian]

I just received a flier in my mailbox today. John Kerry is going to appear at a campaign rally for Mayor Bob Baines, up for reelection in Manchester NH. I guess the mayor is setting himself up for defeat.

[raccoonradio]

Angry, bitter liberals. They're not really HAPPY unless
they're unhappy.

[rod1]

Somebody should buy Mama T a clue. It already was an exercise in VANITY.

[NautiNurse]

Friday afternoon chuckle ping!

[Lou L]

One year later, and reading posts like these still makes me chuckle!

[Lancey Howard]

You nailed a basic truth of life.
Some people are miserable and they revel in their own misery. They like misery so much they want everybody to be miserable. Liberalism IS a mental disease. No joke.

[Casekirchen]

"supporters who refuse to remove the fading Kerry-Edwards bumper stickers."

--- Anyone know where I can get some "Stuck on Stupid" stickers to place next to the K-E ones?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Exhausted? Try working, raising children, running a home and worrying about liberal politicians stealing your hard earned money - that's exhausted.

[sandbar]

>>>“Exhaustion,” she began. “I was so exhausted at the end I know that I took a month to go to the mountains and I PRAYED AND GAVE THANKS TO THE GODS THAT IDIOT DID NOT GET ELECTED. I mean come ON! I married unfathomable money so I wouldn't have to DO anything and here I squeaked by on possibly having to DO stuff and be all hospitable to smelly people from other countries. And to live in a paupers home like that White House. I just don't know how Barbara does it. Uck. Regular people come in there! Did you know that? Off the street even!

I need a drink."

[top 2 toe red]

"Exhaustion,” she began. “I was so exhausted at the end I know that I took a month to go to the mountains and I never skied once."

...she continued, "I was so exhausted, I couldn't remember whether I was supposed to eat 9 white raisins soaked in 1 bottle of gin or drink 9 bottles of gin garnished with 1 white raisin every morning...being so damn exhauted, I decided I'd better just just eat those 9 damn raisins AND drink those 9 damn bottles of gin every morning. Believe me some mornings it was almost more than I could do to get all 9 of those damn raisins down."

[Holicheese]

My favorite was when he was in the stands for the Carlton Fisk homerun and the 78' playoff game. Turns out he was at a fund raiser both times.
Then he said he ran the Boston marathon but didn't remember what year or what his time was.

[Jen from Tn.]

Is that Billy Bob Thornton? Sure looks like him