Posted on 11/04/2005 10:26:39 AM PST by raccoonradio
Do you think it’s easy being Teresa Heinz Kerry today?
This is a sad weekend for the Beautiful People of Louisburg Square. Yesterday was the first anniversary of Sen. Liveshot Kerry’s grudging concession speech at Faneuil Hall, after he was narrowly defeated for the presidency by a mere 4 million votes.
It’s been a sad year for the Kerrys and all their get-a-life, trust-funded supporters who refuse to remove the fading Kerry-Edwards bumper stickers.
This week, New England Cable News reporter Alison King interviewed 67-year-old Mama T about life since the tragedy of Ohio. (They were robbed in the Buckeye State, you know. Just ask them. They’ll tell you.)
The reporter asked Mrs. Kerry what it was like a year ago today.
“Exhaustion,” she began. “I was so exhausted at the end I know that I took a month to go to the mountains and I never skied once.”
Talk about hell. Stuck in her first husband’s trust fund’s $5-million Sun Valley mansion. And Mama T . . . never . . . skied . . . once.
“I was too tired,” she continued. “That’s deep exhaustion. I just wanted to read and be quiet.”
What a relief for John - the quiet, I mean. By the way, despite the tragic events of 2004, Mr. and Mrs. Heinz haven’t stopped pitying the Little People who didn’t marry a billion dollars: “They are wonderful people,” she told NECN, “they’re gutsy people, a lot of them really are going through hell and they don’t complain.”
Unlike some aging gold diggers who are too exhausted to go skiing. And how is the senator doing?
“I think he’s doing very well actually for someone who’s a soldier and and and and uh and uh - ”
A gigolo? Is that the word you’re searching for, Mama T?
Is there - could King keep a straight face as she asked this - is there a chance Liveshot will run for president again in 2008?
“To do that,” Mama T said, “it would not be an exercise in vanity, I promise you.”
If it isn’t, it’ll be the first thing Liveshot has ever done in his life that wasn’t. Whatever the future holds, the lovebirds will always have 2004. Liveshot’s battle cries will forever thunder down the halls of American political history:
“I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it . . . You’re looking at the biggest cheesehead in America . . . Manny Ortiz . . . Is this where I get me a huntin’ license? . . . Bring it on! . . . Help is on the way . . . I’m John Kerry and I’m reporting for duty.”
I got an e-mail from a guy in Milton who claims that last Saturday he and his wife were eating dinner at a posh joint (as if the Kerrys eat anywhere else) where Billy Crystal and the Kerrys were also dining.
Guess who sauntered over to Billy Crystal’s table, according to my correspondent? Crystal started telling Kerry about his new movie, which concerns a U.S. president who finds out he’s about to die and has 24 hours to get his affairs in order. Crystal was politely outlining all the duties of making a film when Liveshot interrupted him: “You know, if I wasn’t doing what I’m doing right now, I would want to be directing.”
Kerry’s office confirmed that he did break bread with Crystal. I asked whether the quote about his Hollywood dream was correct.
“I don’t think so,” the flack said.
I think so. Apparently it’s not enough for Kerry to be Kevin Federline’s role model. Now he also wants to be Guy Ritchie, which I guess would make Mama T an even wrinklier Madonna.
Now I’m so exhausted, I’ll need a month off. With no skiing.
He is going back to Massachusetts Couldn't win the White House if he tried And they still love him back in Massachusetts They voted for him, through all those times he lied
Got a lot of votes in San Francisco New York and L.A., they loved him too But he's still going back to Massachusetts The Swift Boat Here left liberals so blue
This is a funny article.
Am I suppose to feel sorry for her???
Hell I would love to be able spend a whole month in the mountains doing nothing
swift boat HERO that should say, oops
John Kerry is my favorite comedian :) And who better than Howie Carr to tell you about him.
The Real John Kerry:
http://www.davidstuff.com/incorrect/carr1.htm
Time to scrape off those bumper stickers
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1297082/posts
"Is this where I get me a huntin’ license?"
LOL, I completely forgot about that one. What a tard.
“Exhaustion,” she began. “I was so exhausted at the end I know that I took a month to go to the mountains and I never skied once.”
If she got so exhausted just campaigning, how in the world was she goin to be a first lady....???
Had John Kerry been elected, and increased taxes as he had planned, there would be millions of Americans sitting at home for months at a time, doing nothing.
There, that's better.
Talk about hell. Stuck in her first husband’s trust fund’s $5-million Sun Valley mansion. And Mama T . . . never . . . skied . . . once.
“I was too tired,” she continued. “That’s deep exhaustion. I just wanted to read and be quiet.”
I can feel tears welling up inside me. This poor poor, sad woman. It's sooooo tragic. What can I say? What can anyone say...
Liveshot audio, from Howie's Kerry site, http://www.liveshot.cc
I don't think "can I get me a license" is on there at this point but some other memorable cuts are!
http://liveshot.cc/liveshot_audio.htm
The polite Mrs. Kerry tells a reporter to shove it:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/07/26/dems.heinz.remark/
(Hillary's reaction: she felt a lot of Americans would
respond, "Good for you--you go, girl")
didn't kerry server in Viet nam? I heard a rumor to that effect. couple of hundred times during the campaign...
but I really do feel for Tereza. I kinda like her. If i was in her shoes, I'd be just the same. Imagine - having to put up with Kerry-baby 24/7.
me! croctety, mean, nasty and eccentric! I'd be in seventh heaven. and I wouldn't ski either. ;-)
We need photos of all those Kerry losers - wussyboys and hairy women crying in the night when their boy lost.
That seems so long ago!!!
>>didn't kerry server in Viet nam?
Yes, "President Nixon" sent him and he was near or across the Cambodia border in Dec. of '68. Now wait a minute, Nixon
didn't take office till 1/20/69...and some feel that Kerry
didn't get to Cambodia after all (or if he did, he was
against regulations) but let's not confuse the argument
with facts, here.
This thread from the other day has some pix of Kerry losers
(thanks to Recovering_Democrat and others)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1514141/posts
I can see why she was exhausted. She did the work of three men.
Moe, Larry and Curly!
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