[operation clinton cleanup]

My ignorant teachers never understood my brilliant theory that 1+1 = 3.

[sparkomatic]

I've always held that there are 3 kinds of people in this world - those that can do math and those that can't.

[dalereed]

Had a stastics class where the instructor tried to prove that 2+2=5 but no one caught him since he went so fast and used 2 blackboards, erasing the first one to finish the problem thereby erasing where he had conned us!

He also stated on the first day of class that anyone writing or uttering the word stastics in the class would automaticly fail and that the class was to be known as how to lie with figures and how to make figures lie.

[P-Marlowe]

My ignorant teachers never understood my brilliant theory that 1+1 = 3.

My computer thinks that 1+1 equals 10 and that 1+1+1 equals 11 and that 10+1 also equals 11.

What should I do?