Posted on 11/7/2005, 11:40:50 PM by airedale
When will the government of France surrender to the rebels? Oops I mean “youth.” The French government managed to hold out from Germany in the last war from May 10, 1940 until June 22 (started surrender negotiations on June 16) will they last that long this time? The surrender won't require that the troops of the "youth" march into Paris rather a total surrender to the demands of the "youth" to buy peace at any cost. You can already hear the rumbles of that surrender in our press and the French media types that they have on the various news networks.
I'll be generous and say they'll make it until April 16 2006.
"ALL YOUR FRANCE ARE BELONG TO US."
I'll take January 3, 2006.
With France having a permanent seat on the UN Security Council, is it any wonder that the UN is a toothless tiger?
Looking at the bright side ...
Muslums have religious duties concerning bathing, and washing prior to handling their holy book. This may mean that in the not too distant future, you won't be able to smell a French man/woman from a block away.
;-)
Day after tomorrow, Friday at the latest.
It'll be the first Islamic permanent member of the Security Council.
Jan 11, 2006... 74 dead, 138,000 burnt autombiles, 6 dead Muslims.
They already have. Chirac is just working out details of the handover with everyday he does nothing to stop the rioting.AWB
France certainly appears to be incapable of preventing an internal revolt. Once Al-Qaeda realizes there's a nice prize waiting for them, the upset could move faster than anyone could react. If they don't get ahead of it now, the French gov't may never catch up.
France already is an Islamic republic. The only question is when Chirac will finally admit it. Then we can go about our business with France as a open enemy of the U.S., instead of a clandestine one.
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