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When will the government of France Surrender? French Dead Pool

Posted on 11/7/2005, 11:40:50 PM by airedale

When will the government of France surrender to the rebels? Oops I mean “youth.” The French government managed to hold out from Germany in the last war from May 10, 1940 until June 22 (started surrender negotiations on June 16) will they last that long this time? The surrender won't require that the troops of the "youth" march into Paris rather a total surrender to the demands of the "youth" to buy peace at any cost. You can already hear the rumbles of that surrender in our press and the French media types that they have on the various news networks.


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1 posted on 11/7/2005, 11:40:52 PM by airedale
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To: airedale

I'll be generous and say they'll make it until April 16 2006.


2 posted on 11/7/2005, 11:43:48 PM by thoughtomator (Alito Akbar)
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To: airedale
I'm thinking the Eiffel Tower will have a minaret and Chirac will be leading the morning call to prayer from it by Christmas.
3 posted on 11/7/2005, 11:44:25 PM by socal_parrot
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To: airedale

"ALL YOUR FRANCE ARE BELONG TO US."

4 posted on 11/7/2005, 11:45:42 PM by SIDENET ("IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!")
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To: airedale

I'll take January 3, 2006.


5 posted on 11/7/2005, 11:45:50 PM by FourPeas
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To: thoughtomator

With France having a permanent seat on the UN Security Council, is it any wonder that the UN is a toothless tiger?


6 posted on 11/7/2005, 11:47:08 PM by Fair Go
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To: airedale

Looking at the bright side ...

Muslums have religious duties concerning bathing, and washing prior to handling their holy book. This may mean that in the not too distant future, you won't be able to smell a French man/woman from a block away.


7 posted on 11/7/2005, 11:47:13 PM by Hodar (With Rights, come Responsibilities. Don't assume one, without assuming the other.)
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To: socal_parrot
That long? That would be very culturally sensitive of the French. Perhaps they could require all French women to wear headscarf's. I understand that it's now claimed that the ban on headscarf's was part of the cause. The French wouldn't want to upset the "youths" by exposing they to unheadscarfed heads so it's reasonable that the French government would boy to the "youth's sensibiities and require all French women and girls to now wear headscarf's.
8 posted on 11/7/2005, 11:48:23 PM by airedale ( XZ)
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To: airedale
Sharia will be the law of Francistan within 5 years.

;-)

9 posted on 11/7/2005, 11:48:23 PM by SIDENET ("IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!")
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To: airedale

Day after tomorrow, Friday at the latest.


10 posted on 11/7/2005, 11:48:55 PM by misanthrope (There's only one way Islam will ever become "The Religion of peace", it's up to us to help them out.)
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To: Fair Go

It'll be the first Islamic permanent member of the Security Council.


11 posted on 11/7/2005, 11:49:16 PM by airedale ( XZ)
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To: airedale

Jan 11, 2006... 74 dead, 138,000 burnt autombiles, 6 dead Muslims.


12 posted on 11/7/2005, 11:54:35 PM by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: airedale; Americanwolf
When will the government of France surrender to the rebels?

They already have. Chirac is just working out details of the handover with everyday he does nothing to stop the rioting.AWB

13 posted on 11/7/2005, 11:56:31 PM by Americanwolfsbrother (Don't hate on someone for using their mind.)
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To: SIDENET
Stop showing those pictures or you'll cause more blubbering.


14 posted on 11/7/2005, 11:56:33 PM by AmericaUnited
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To: airedale

France certainly appears to be incapable of preventing an internal revolt. Once Al-Qaeda realizes there's a nice prize waiting for them, the upset could move faster than anyone could react. If they don't get ahead of it now, the French gov't may never catch up.


15 posted on 11/8/2005, 12:03:24 AM by TaxRelief ("Conservatives are cracking down!" -- Rush Limbaugh, October 13, 2005)
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To: airedale
The French government will capitulate in some fashion before Thanksgiving. We forget how good the Frogs are at quickly surrendering in the face of overwhelming force, or even middling force for that matter.

France already is an Islamic republic. The only question is when Chirac will finally admit it. Then we can go about our business with France as a open enemy of the U.S., instead of a clandestine one.

16 posted on 11/8/2005, 12:04:42 AM by Dems_R_Losers (The Kerry/Lehane/Wilson/Grunwald/Cooper plot to destroy Karl Rove has failed!!)
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To: airedale
They will try to wrap up the surrender within the month, fewer "citoyens" will be inconvenienced that way and the bread and circus can continue.
17 posted on 11/8/2005, 12:08:58 AM by A message
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To: airedale
The surrender will be in stages. This is stage one when the present government of France will come out with billions of French taxpayer dollars to placate the terrorist. Islam will retire, regroup and get stronger to plan their next move which will come after two to five years when the French will surrender again until the Islamic radicals control one or two Provence's in France and then the country, as they will move throughout the EU in their quest for total control.
18 posted on 11/8/2005, 12:09:38 AM by YOUGOTIT
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To: airedale
Have been thinking of a speech given September 30,1938,
"We regard the agreements signed last night... as symbolic of the desire of our two peoples never to go to war with one another again."(click to listen)
19 posted on 11/8/2005, 12:12:26 AM by mdittmar (May God watch over those who serve,and have served, to keep us free.)
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To: airedale

CHORUS:
The Ummah was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me

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And now it's...
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
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We're marching at a faster rate
Look out, here comes the Khalifate!
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Iran's a fine land once more!
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Watch out, Europe
We're going on tour!
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CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime

LEAD TENOR JIHADI:
Winter for Denmark and France

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Springtime for Allah and Sharia!

CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!

JIHADI:
Come on, Mullahs,
Go into your dance!

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I was born in Djibouti so they call me "Sheikh Yerbooty"

SHEIKH "MEL":
When we see U.S. Marines, we blow ourselves to
smithereens!

ULULA:
Jihad is coming, Jihad is coming, Jihad is coming!

JIHADI #1:
Allah akbar!

JIHADI #2:
Allah akbar!

LEAD TENOR JIHADI:
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Springtime for Allah and Sharia
ALL:
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Allah akbar
Hail to thee
Mohammed's the goat bugger
Who changed history
Allah akbar
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Martyr in the land!
Everything I do, I do for Allah!

CHORUS:
Yes, you do!

MULLAH:
If you're looking for a war, here's World War Four!
Allah akbar
Raise your AK

CHORUS:
Ulululululul!

MULLAH:
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia stand and say

CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia...

MULLAH:
Allah akbar!

CHORUS:
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia...

MULLAH:
Allah akbar!

CHORUS:
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia...

MULLAH:
...stand and cheer!

THE BURQA-ETTES:
The Mullah is making a tumult!
He's got those Frenchies running scared
You gotta love that wacky Arab!
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They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
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MULLAH:
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Just a simple man
Got a phone call from the Taliban
Told me I was Imam
Arabia was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Strapped on my suicide band
And went to Afghanistan
Now the Ummah's smiling through!
But it wasn't always so easy...
It was 2001. Osama bin Laden was working the Big Room and I...I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break.
We hit the Pentagon and the WTC. And, would you believe it?
They made me Imam. Imam!
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Allah akbar
Watch my show
I'm the Muslim Barbra Streisand
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone say Allah akbar
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And now it's...

CHORUS:
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
Butts up the heads up today

MULLAH:
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Butts up!

CHORUS MEN:
Infidels losing their heads again

CHORUS WOMEN:
Wife beating is on the rise again

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Springtime for Allah and Sharia
Virgins are waiting for more
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MULLAH:
Means that...

CHORUS:
Soon we'll be going...

MULLAH:
We've got to be going...

CHORUS:
You know we'll be going....

MULLAH:
You bet we'll be going...

MULLAH & CHORUS:
You know we'll be going to holy war!!


20 posted on 11/8/2005, 12:16:02 AM by Alouette (Gaza: Too small to be a country, too large to be an insane asylum.)
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