[George W. Bush]

Disney should send one of their cruise ships into the Indian Ocean with machine guns hidden on it and advertise the adventure as "Pirates of Somalia Cruise" passengers could dress up as Mickie Mouse and take pot shots at the pirates that attack.

That's a wonderful idea. Really.

Sounds like fun in international waters. You could stock the ship with lots of booze. And narcotics. And strippers.

This could be The Next Big Thing.

[Sertorius]

booze and narcotics might affect our aim.