California to Secede From Union

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/printer_1626.shtml ^ | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Now L.I.E., San Francisco isn't a complete cesspool.

:)

[Brad’s Gramma]

Smart. Awesome. Cute. HANDSOME, I should say. Wonderful. Neat. FanTAstic. Marvelous. Doin' great in school. Grand and Groovy and he loves his Gramma.


Aaaaaaaahhhhh...... ;)

Thanks for asking!

[luvie]

Hey, writer! I love your stuff...even if NYTexan does say those things about you! :o)

[Brad’s Gramma]

And, he makes a mean cup of coffee.....

[WKUHilltopper]

All joking aside, I think this will be a real story in about 20 years.

[writer33]

Oh, wait, I just thought of something - If they secede, I don't have to pay my speeding ticket right?

I don't know. Ticket fines might double to raise enough money for the new government. Construction on a wall would begin imediately to keep people from entering and exiting California.

[streetpreacher]

Too bad this is parody...

[derllak]

.....and don't let the door hit you on your gay little a$$es on the way out! Buh Bye , Kalifornia! lol!

[writer33]

What if you wrote it seriously and not as satire?

Now there's an intriguing idea. Thanks for stopping in durasell. I appreciate it.

[writer33]

Death & taxes are sure in this life, and gosh, luckily enough, there's an endless supply of people who hate CA and everything and everyone in it. All continues to be right with the universe.

Great post, lainie. You had me rolling. Thanks. :)

[writer33]

:)

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, NRA. I appreciate it.

[writer33]

It sounds as if Brad does love his Gramma. That's good news. Glad to hear he's doing good amidst secession talk.

:)

[Brad’s Gramma]

Now writer, the child is in bed. I mean really....look at what TIME it is! :)

[Pajamajan]

"construction on a wall would begin immediately to keep people from entering and exiting California"

From which direction? Or, will it officially become New Tijuana?

[writer33]

Thanks, LW. I'm glad you enjoy the stuff.

[writer33]

Thanks for reading and pinging the list, NYT. I appreciate it.

[writer33]

It'll probably become New Tijuana. They'd have to build a wall to the north and east.

[Kozak]

I know. I've lived in LA and Sacramento in the past. I bailed for the Midwest in 97. The state is in a sad sad shape, and it looks like it's headed for worse, with the tax eaters swamping the boat...

[Lazamataz]

"Upon my latest trip to CA, I noticed that as I approached the border from Nevada, a sign posted read: YOU ARE NOW LEAVING THE UNITED STATES. PLEASE HAVE PASSPORT READY."

Laz, you didn't tell me you were in the vicinity.

You didn't notice the elevated Homeland Security status?

When I am in the area, the color goes from red to scintillating neon-red with purple colorbursts, strobing at the frequency of 25 strobes per second.