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Alleged Burglar Tries to Hide in Oven
AP ^
| Nov 15
| AP
Posted on 11/16/2005 7:15:41 AM PST by george76
A former employee who attempted to burglarize Speedway Restaurant apparently didn't know any good hiding places.
Police responded to a burglary alarm at the Fergus Falls restaurant early Monday and surrounded the building.
When officers entered, they discovered that the burglar had tried to hide in the ceiling. He fell through and tried hiding in an oven instead.
"The guy was only half-baked when he was picked up..."
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Minnesota
KEYWORDS: burglary; halfbaked
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posted on
11/16/2005 7:15:42 AM PST
by
george76
To: george76
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posted on
11/16/2005 7:18:50 AM PST
by
StrangerInParadise
(This tagline has been reported stolen. If you see it, call BR-549..........)
To: george76
"The guy was only half-baked when he was picked up..." and a couple shy of a baker's dozen.
Darwin award runner up!
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posted on
11/16/2005 7:19:37 AM PST
by
lightman
(The Office of the Keys should be exercised as some ministry needs to be exorcised.)
To: george76
"The guy was only half-baked when he was picked up..."
Sounds like his brain had been half-baked before the attempted robbery....
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posted on
11/16/2005 7:20:12 AM PST
by
NRA1995
(When liberals speak I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
To: Dashing Dasher
"The guy was only half-baked when he was picked up..." *snicker*
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posted on
11/16/2005 7:20:15 AM PST
by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
To: george76
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posted on
11/16/2005 7:20:24 AM PST
by
steveo
(Stewpot - There is absolutely nothing like the frame of a dame...)
To: george76
Fry him!
Give him the gas!
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posted on
11/16/2005 7:21:28 AM PST
by
VRWCmember
(hard-core, politically angry, hyperconservative, and loaded with vitriol about everything liberal.)
To: Leapfrog
Okay Clancy! Take the boys and surround the house
Alright Rabbit where's Mugsy - Police Chief
He's not in this stove - Bugs Bunny
Whoa Hooooo! So he's hidin' in the stove - Chief
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posted on
11/16/2005 7:21:56 AM PST
by
massgopguy
(massgopguy)
To: massgopguy
To: lightman
You can win the Darwin unless you're dead.
... if he had died, he'd be a shoo-in...
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posted on
11/16/2005 9:07:45 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40' before coming to rest in non-fiction!)
To: massgopguy
"If he were in da stove, would I do DIS...??!!!!!????"
"You may, Rabbit...you may...."
"Den would I do DIS..???!!!!"
.................
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posted on
11/16/2005 10:08:29 AM PST
by
PoorMuttly
("He is a [sane] man who can have tragedy in his heart and comedy in his head." - G. K.Chesterton)
To: george76
Swing the safety latch to "CLOSED" and hit "CLEAN". See how he likes a little vacation at 650 degrees . . . .
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posted on
11/16/2005 10:11:42 AM PST
by
AnAmericanMother
(. . . Ministrix of ye Chace (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
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