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To: Central Scrutiniser
"When did he convert and become a Southern Baptist?"

LOL. That's funny. I was raised as a Southern Baptist. But, I don't think it 'stuck.'

53 posted on 11/16/2005 6:40:07 PM PST by blam
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To: blam

Old joke:

Guy dies, goes to heaven, a guide shows him around this massive building. They walk past a room full of people dancing, singing, jumping, having a great time "The Jews, its a big party!", further on down they pass a room, everyone is on picnic, 3 legged races, all wholesome and fun, "Mormons, they love heaven!", further down, they pass a room, Irish, Mexicans and Italians fighting, drinking, carousing, everything, bingo games. "Catholics, party animals, they enjoy this place!"

They walk past a closed door, the guide says "Shhh! we keep the Baptists in there, they think they are the only ones here!"


58 posted on 11/16/2005 7:09:27 PM PST by Central Scrutiniser (Never pet a dog that is on fire)
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