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Feast Most Foul - Thanksgiving dinners PETA would love.
www.opinionjournal.com (WSJ) ^ | November 23, 2005 | MEGHAN COX GURDON

Posted on 11/23/2005 11:37:35 AM PST by neverdem

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To: polymuser

21 posted on 11/23/2005 12:16:20 PM PST by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS) Support Zien's PPA/CCW bill in Wisconsin.)
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To: BibChr

Hey Bibchr...we're getting ready for a low carb Thanksgiving. At least for my husband (I cheat). I have been slowly buying special treats to make the day special for him. I've got steamed spinach, baked cod, boiled shrimp and a huge salad planned with cheese, mushrooms and chipped up bacon and olives, not including the turkey and a low carb pumpkin cheese cake for dessert!

He has no idea...I have almost everything hid in the fridge and freezer out in the garage!

:-)


22 posted on 11/23/2005 12:19:00 PM PST by 2Jedismom (Expect me when you see me!)
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To: neverdem
Feast Most Foul - Thanksgiving dinners PETA would love.

I hate PETA so much that I now slowly torture my turkey to death.

23 posted on 11/23/2005 12:19:54 PM PST by Lazamataz (When life gives you lemons, kick it in the shins and take its wallet.)
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To: Larry Lucido

LOL!


24 posted on 11/23/2005 12:20:50 PM PST by neverdem (May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows that you're dead.)
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To: Ladysmith

Oh, yeah! Enjoy nature's bounty of tasty beast, fish and fowl!


25 posted on 11/23/2005 12:21:49 PM PST by polymuser (I wish the Republicans had a majority in Congress.)
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To: Larry Lucido


Thanksgiving Dinner!
26 posted on 11/23/2005 12:23:58 PM PST by proud_yank (Experience Tolerance: tell a liberal you own guns and drive an SUV!)
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To: Lazamataz
I hate PETA so much that I now slowly torture my turkey to death.

LOL!!! Made me reverse some coffee!

27 posted on 11/23/2005 12:24:28 PM PST by polymuser (I wish the Republicans had a majority in Congress.)
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To: neverdem
"Vegetarian" is Swedish for "lousy hunter."
28 posted on 11/23/2005 12:26:33 PM PST by Prime Choice (Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.)
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To: neverdem

Careful... lab experiments involving galvanic response indicate that vegetables feel pain when picked...


29 posted on 11/23/2005 12:27:07 PM PST by pabianice
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To: Lazamataz
I hate PETA so much that I now slowly torture my turkey to death.

Piker. I got one up on you - I degrade mine.

30 posted on 11/23/2005 12:27:21 PM PST by VeniVidiVici (What? Me worry?)
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To: Puppage
There's room for ALL od God's creatures....RIGHT NEXT TO THE MASHED POTATOS!!

That's very funny! I plan on using your line tomorrow when I have Thanksgving dinner with 2 vegetarians attending.

31 posted on 11/23/2005 12:27:51 PM PST by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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To: VeniVidiVici
Piker. I got one up on you - I degrade mine.

Well, by torture, I mean I put panties on its head and make naked-turkey pyramids.

And put it on a dog collar while a cigarette-smoking female military policeman looks on.

32 posted on 11/23/2005 12:29:09 PM PST by Lazamataz (When life gives you lemons, kick it in the shins and take its wallet.)
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To: Lazamataz
I hate PETA so much that I now slowly torture my turkey to death.

I'm going to be kind to my turkey and make sure it's nice and stuffed for Thanksgiving.

Besides, we all know that those PETA chumps eat fowl. Last I saw, they were eating crow after a bunch of their members were caught killing defenseless pets.

33 posted on 11/23/2005 12:29:23 PM PST by Prime Choice (Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.)
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To: Larry Lucido
On the box it almost looks like a turkey loaf.

Before cooking it looks like this:

After cooking it looks like this:

And it tastes worse than it looks!!!

34 posted on 11/23/2005 12:31:58 PM PST by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage - Troll Consumption)
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To: Lazamataz
Well, by torture, I mean I put panties on its head and make naked-turkey pyramids.

And put it on a dog collar while a cigarette-smoking female military policeman looks on.

Argh! Ok, ya got me beat. I just talk dirty to my turkey.
There's stuffing and then THERE'S STUFFING!

35 posted on 11/23/2005 12:38:49 PM PST by VeniVidiVici (What? Me worry?)
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To: wideawake
What sort of weakminded idiots buy these kinds of books for their kids?

What normal dad could stomach reading such a book to a kid?

****************

Two excellent questions. Most of the people I have known to be vegetarians have been young women.

36 posted on 11/23/2005 12:38:58 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: VeniVidiVici
There's stuffing and then THERE'S STUFFING!

You ever here the Imus in the Morning 'fake commercial' by Wilfred Brimley? That's right along that avenue.

So to speak.

37 posted on 11/23/2005 12:41:03 PM PST by Lazamataz (When life gives you lemons, kick it in the shins and take its wallet.)
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To: neverdem

This time last year I was at Trader Joe's standing in the check out line. The girl behind me was buying a soy turkey....and it was in the shape of a turkey. Even SHE was laughing that it was ridiculous despite being a vegetarian.


38 posted on 11/23/2005 12:43:35 PM PST by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: Larry Lucido

39 posted on 11/23/2005 12:46:00 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Frist would be a great Majority Leader if he had 65 seats..make that 75)
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To: neverdem; All
Hey! PETA! Take a look at this!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!


40 posted on 11/23/2005 12:49:45 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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