1 posted on
12/03/2005 3:26:37 PM PST by
Lorianne
To: Lorianne
2 posted on
12/03/2005 3:33:33 PM PST by
Liberfighter
(A half truth is a whole lie)
To: Lorianne
Based on my own observations spanning a period of over sixty years, most people look better wearing clothes than they do buck naked. Just visit your local Walmart, look around, and use your imagination! The advice to stick to established "nude" beaches is good.
To: Lorianne
Maybe a sliding scale based on height, weight, body fat index and age should be used.
The farther from ideal you are, the more square feet of fabric you have to wear at ALL times in public.
BTW, I'll be the one wearing the circus tent...
4 posted on
12/03/2005 3:40:08 PM PST by
ZOOKER
( <== I'm with Stupid...)
To: Lorianne
If you want to know how offended people at a nude beach would get, bring an art pad and see who maces you for drawing them.
*wincing*
5 posted on
12/03/2005 3:49:35 PM PST by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Lorianne
A person commits the offense of indecent exposure if, the person intentionally exposes the person's genitals to a person to whom the person is not married under circumstances in which the actor's conduct is likely to cause affront.Affrontal nudity?
6 posted on
12/03/2005 3:54:24 PM PST by
sourcery
(Either the Constitution trumps stare decisis, or else the Constitution is a dead letter.)
To: Lorianne
So far as I know, no one in my family has ever been naked.
7 posted on
12/03/2005 3:57:13 PM PST by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: Lorianne
On October 18, 1998, six men were arrested for being nude on Polo beach at Makaleha Beach Park. A beach popular on Oahu as a nude beach. (snip)
The Circuit Judge found the men guilty as charged. Reasoning that anyone coming across these individuals on the beach could be affronted.
Apparently, the Hawaii Reporter is not a stickler for English Grammar when it comes to its "journalists" or "reporters".
8 posted on
12/03/2005 3:58:34 PM PST by
Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
To: Lorianne
I wonder what the wear under their robes in Hawaii, perhaps they hang loose?
10 posted on
12/03/2005 4:00:34 PM PST by
WV Mountain Mama
(I have a drink at night for my heart. Yeah, my heart, that's it.)
To: Lorianne
To: Lorianne
Based on the inverse relationship between the price of a swimsuit and the amount of fabric used, I'm pretty sure I can't afford to swim naked.
13 posted on
12/03/2005 4:04:37 PM PST by
Egon
(By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.)
To: Lorianne
I used to spend a lot of time in the Waialua area. I never heard any one complaining about the nudism.
Then the Haoles took over.
14 posted on
12/03/2005 4:05:23 PM PST by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: Lorianne
Gee.. I thought it was about the porno star "Buck Nekkid"..
16 posted on
12/03/2005 4:45:56 PM PST by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: Lorianne
Well. Glad to know they've settled that.
20 posted on
12/03/2005 9:16:33 PM PST by
festus
(The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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