Posted on 12/05/2005 8:14:16 PM PST by pickrell
Hi! I'm John Kerry... and I'm reporting for duty! {salute}. And so should you!
Today, more than ever, the Ameri-Quaida Corps needs you!
Don't waste your youthful years pillaging innocent Arab households in a manner reminescent of Ghengis Khan.
Instead, join the Army that want's to join you! No, not that army...
Expand your horizons, and uncover opportunities in the Mellow Yellow Fellow Brigades.
Avoid the prying eyes of warriors who will later go on Fox and tattle on you, for those little white lies that somehow got told back when you were at that secret base in Cambodia, rescuing John F. Kennedy, and later erecting that flag with those other Marines on Suribachi. Meany brutes picking on me just because I am too sensitive to all that noise up on the front lines...
Instead, cultivate the kind of social contacts that will enable you to turn a $1,000.00 dollar cattle future investment into real money! Play with the big boys of the club, as they play hardball.
Don't end up stuck in a dead end job defending neighborhoods from car bombers, building schools and serving full tours of duty, like some commoner! Go where the money is...
"Remember the best part of liberation is 'liberal'..." I think Al Gore said that. It was in his "Mein Komfy", the story of the rise and fall of the Third Rich, the pleasant way.
If the other boys won't play with you...be an Army of One.
uncle john should go jump in a lake
I wouldn't want to be called a terrorist, johnny boy, you scum bag.
John Kerry and his 'band of cowards' (as opposed to band of brothers) should be hanging at the end of a rope for their treason. Oh how I wish for that @ss to step out in front of a speeding bus.
I haven't been watching or listening to any news the last couple of days and tonight i caught the rerun of Hannity&The Commie, That segment about Kerry really irritated me! Kerry is such a stroke! Way to go Mr. O'Neil your lookin' good, take care of yourself. :D
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