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Rapper Accidentally Kills Himself With Pen Gun
AOL Entertainment News ^
| 12/6/2005
| America Online
Posted on 12/06/2005 12:28:29 PM PST by George - the Other
ST. PARIS, Ohio (Dec. 6) - Steven Zorn had put the pen gun to his head and clicked before, apparently thinking it was jammed and would not work.
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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bang; banglist; darwin; darwinaward; guns; leftbehind; oops; rap; rapper
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Comment #2 Removed by Moderator
To: George - the Other
Really, this just goes to prove that God does have a master plan to keep too many idiots from breeding.
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posted on
12/06/2005 12:36:22 PM PST
by
Kenton
(To my friends who celebrate Jesus' birth, Merry Christmas. To the rest of you, have a nice day off.)
To: George - the Other
Outlawing the Democratic Party may seem like a good idea, but we need to think this through before rushing into anything...
To: George - the Other
AOL has this under "AOL Entertainment News"?
They must keep getting the obituaries and the funnies mixed up.
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posted on
12/06/2005 12:40:20 PM PST
by
Stark_GOP
To: George - the Other
Guess the "PEN is mightier than the sword !!!"
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posted on
12/06/2005 12:42:58 PM PST
by
Renegade
To: George - the Other
I've just sent this clipping to a guy in England named Darwin. Seems he's formulating some sort of theory about human development ...
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posted on
12/06/2005 12:44:31 PM PST
by
IronJack
To: George - the Other
He tried 2 times before winning the trip to Hades
Third times the charm?
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posted on
12/06/2005 12:44:53 PM PST
by
M1-A2
( "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown)
To: Regicide
Darwin award winner for December.
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posted on
12/06/2005 12:45:40 PM PST
by
toddlintown
(Lennon takes six bullets to the chest, Yoko is standing right next to him and not one f'ing bullet?)
To: George - the Other
Belongs that new fraternity:
PHI RAPPER ZAPPER
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posted on
12/06/2005 12:45:50 PM PST
by
Al Gator
(Remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!)
To: George - the Other
I guess he "popped a cap" in the MF*s head.
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posted on
12/06/2005 12:46:34 PM PST
by
zencat
(The universe is not what it appears, nor is it something else.)
To: George - the Other
rapper eh? too bad.(ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha.)
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posted on
12/06/2005 12:47:03 PM PST
by
Vaquero
("An armed society is a polite society" R. A. Heinlein)
To: George - the Other
Wow...there is justice in this world.
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posted on
12/06/2005 12:47:21 PM PST
by
BureaucratusMaximus
(The 2005 Chicago White Sox---World Series Champs---WOO! HOO!)
To: George - the Other
But on the third try, the tiny silver pistol went off as the 22-year-old budding rap artist was drinking to celebrate an impending record deal. He died at a hospital. Gee, he didn't even ask someone to hold his beer.
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posted on
12/06/2005 12:47:22 PM PST
by
michigander
(The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
To: George - the Other
One less rapper, will the Republic survive?
15
posted on
12/06/2005 12:47:26 PM PST
by
AD from SpringBay
(We have the government we allow and deserve.)
To: zencat
Yo Yo YO Yo Yo, lookie what's down dis hoe!
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posted on
12/06/2005 12:47:40 PM PST
by
Al Gator
(Remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!)
To: George - the Other
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posted on
12/06/2005 12:47:59 PM PST
by
facedown
(Armed in the Heartland)
To: zencat
Did you see his picture? Looked like a Vanilla Ice wanabe.
To: George - the Other
He was just trying to get rich or die tryin'.
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posted on
12/06/2005 12:48:42 PM PST
by
WV Mountain Mama
(I have a drink at night for my heart. Yeah, my heart, that's it.)
To: George - the Other
From the Pink Panther, Captain Dreyfus:
"Oh this, it's not really a gun it's a lighter. Watch."
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