Rapper Accidentally Kills Himself With Pen Gun

AOL Entertainment News ^ | 12/6/2005 | America Online

[Reactionary]

Oh, those rappers. Smart as a pen gun.

[Godzilla]

He was brain dead before he pulled the trigger.

[RJL]

Guess the "PEN is mightier than the sword !!!"

And now the writing is on the wall!

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

He just put us out of his misery.

[savedbygrace]

The pen is mightier than the (fill in the blank).

[SJSAMPLE]

I believe so.
Many are reporting that this looked like a homemade job.
More a "zip gun".

[absolootezer0]

ROFL.. how do you ban "zip guns"? they're already illegal and are completely unregulatable :)

[parsifal]

Didn't he do:

I been gittin dissed since the day I was born
Spends all my time lookin at porn
Hole in my shoe gave me a corn
Got all my dreadlocks shorn
So I look forlorn
Just a player from night til morn
Come in from the fly girls with my clothes torn
Got no threads left that ain't real worn
Stuck with an un-street name like Zorn
Now all this mess is worse than I think
Cause my stupid pen is out of ink.

(spits, crackles, scratches, pops, burps omitted.

parsy, who will not be dissed

[Armedanddangerous]

Never point your pen at anything you aren't prepared to destroy.

[ctdonath2]

BATFE has explicitly stated the "Stinger" model is NOT an AOW.

Methinks the sales of them just skyrocketed.

[Armedanddangerous]

I thought it was against the law for white people to be rappers?

Didn't they decide that in the pivotal court case of All American Citizens Vs. Vanilla Ice?

[ctdonath2]

Can't say. I'm familiar with NFA law, not NEA.

;-)

[KarinG1]

Less rap. Now I'm entertained.

[dfwgator]

"I'm With Stupid!"

[Husker8877]

Reminds me of Kurt Cobain. Never cared much for him.

Always shooting his mouth off.....

[Michael.SF.]

Some people never learn:

Johnny Ace
Born: June 9, 1929
Died: December 25, 1954
Hometown: Memphis, Tenn
Cause of Death: Self inflicted gun
shot wound (Russian Roulette)

[Slings and Arrows]

Q. What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's brain?

A. Powder burns.

[M-cubed]

He should have used the pencil.<<<

Yup..thats why they have erasers on pencils.. to fix mistakes...but I'm thinking this guy would have stuck the pencil in his left ear and driven it thru to his right ear cause the pencil sharpener was on his right...Only safe way out of this is to outlaw pens AND PENCILS!

[Kozak]

"Rapper Roulette"