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Rapper Accidentally Kills Himself With Pen Gun
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| 12/6/2005
| America Online
Posted on 12/06/2005 12:28:29 PM PST by George - the Other
ST. PARIS, Ohio (Dec. 6) - Steven Zorn had put the pen gun to his head and clicked before, apparently thinking it was jammed and would not work.
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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bang; banglist; darwin; darwinaward; guns; leftbehind; oops; rap; rapper
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To: George - the Other
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posted on
12/06/2005 12:49:20 PM PST
by
MattinNJ
(Allen/Pawlenty in 08-play the map.)
To: fisherman90814
I don't know if a rapper with the same last name as a white former Seahawks quarterback had much future in the rap game anyway.
22
posted on
12/06/2005 12:49:25 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: George - the Other
Paging the Darwin Awards: We have another winner!
To: George - the Other
And he will be voting next year for the DemocRats.
24
posted on
12/06/2005 12:51:05 PM PST
by
manwiththehands
("Attack (Democrats) until they stop twitching and then attack some more." -J. Peter Mulhern)
To: michigander
"Gee, he didn't even ask someone to hold his beer Grey Goose vodka and cranberry juice."
25
posted on
12/06/2005 12:51:47 PM PST
by
Ignatz
(I misunderstood you correctly the first time.)
To: Ignatz
I'll bet he did say 'watch this'.
26
posted on
12/06/2005 12:53:12 PM PST
by
michigander
(The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
To: George - the Other
I hate it when that happens.
Obviously Bush's fault. He hates white people who try to act black.
27
posted on
12/06/2005 12:53:42 PM PST
by
ovrtaxt
(The FAIRTAX. A powerplay for We The People.)
To: George - the Other
Jon-Erik Hexum says this thread is not at all amusing!
28
posted on
12/06/2005 12:54:02 PM PST
by
gridlock
(eliminate perverse incentives)
To: toddlintown
Darwin award winner for December. My thoughts exactly.
29
posted on
12/06/2005 12:54:58 PM PST
by
Clint N. Suhks
(If you don't like Jesus, you can go to hell.)
To: George - the Other
Great.
And now mammy wants to outlaw pen guns because her son was a stupid douchebag.
Maybe we should have sued to have her tubes tied.
I wonder how many other future Darwins she has?
I'll bet she's already got another in the oven.
30
posted on
12/06/2005 12:55:23 PM PST
by
SJSAMPLE
To: George - the Other
Gives new meaning to the phrase "Pen Pal".
31
posted on
12/06/2005 12:55:29 PM PST
by
b4its2late
(More Republicans in Congress need to grow a pair.)
To: George - the Other
32
posted on
12/06/2005 12:57:17 PM PST
by
steve-b
(A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
To: George - the Other
Zorn's mother, Lisa McCoy-Horn, said she wants lawmakers to outlaw pen guns, which are small-caliber, single-shot weapons that resemble pens.
There oughta be a law.
Zorn had taught himself to play the keyboard and record tracts using inexpensive software on his home computer.
Tracts?
He tracked down rap artist Miracle in Georgia and urged the crunk artist to listen to a CD of his original recordings.
I like how the author just assumes the reader knows what a “crunk artist” is. Obviously, a crunk artist is whatever the hell “Miracle in Georgia” is.
Word to you mother.
33
posted on
12/06/2005 12:59:46 PM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: b4its2late
Guy on the right is Steven "Mr Pit" Zorn
To: windcliff
To: George - the Other
Dang people, let's try to be a little less sensitive okay. I mean, don't keep in mind that this was someone's child or anything. Rapper or not, there is still a grieving mother out there. I thought we conservatives were supposed to be intellectual and sympathetic.
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posted on
12/06/2005 1:10:54 PM PST
by
crghill
To: BurbankKarl
Guy on the right is Steven "Mr Pit" Zorn Well, he certainly looks the part of a complete, 100% moron.
38
posted on
12/06/2005 1:11:01 PM PST
by
Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
To: George - the Other
maybe MTV will give him a "lifetime achievement award"
39
posted on
12/06/2005 1:11:41 PM PST
by
shooter223
(the government should fear the citizens......not the other way around)
To: Renegade
Never bring a pen to a sword fight ... or a gun fight.
40
posted on
12/06/2005 1:13:34 PM PST
by
Kenny Bunk
( Valerie Plame worked under the covers, but was not undercover.)
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