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Rapper Accidentally Kills Himself With Pen Gun
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| 12/6/2005
| America Online
Posted on 12/06/2005 12:28:29 PM PST by George - the Other
ST. PARIS, Ohio (Dec. 6) - Steven Zorn had put the pen gun to his head and clicked before, apparently thinking it was jammed and would not work.
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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bang; banglist; darwin; darwinaward; guns; leftbehind; oops; rap; rapper
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Comment #61 Removed by Moderator
To: George - the Other
Oh, those rappers. Smart as a pen gun.
62
posted on
12/06/2005 1:39:04 PM PST
by
Reactionary
(Liberals are the Lunatic Fringe of the Lunatic Fringe)
To: George - the Other
He was brain dead before he pulled the trigger.
63
posted on
12/06/2005 1:39:40 PM PST
by
Godzilla
(Jesus - The REASON for the SEASON)
To: Renegade
Guess the "PEN is mightier than the sword !!!" And now the writing is on the wall!
64
posted on
12/06/2005 1:41:44 PM PST
by
RJL
To: crghill
He just put us out of his misery.
To: George - the Other
The pen is mightier than the (fill in the blank).
66
posted on
12/06/2005 1:44:57 PM PST
by
savedbygrace
(SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
To: absolootezer0
I believe so.
Many are reporting that this looked like a homemade job.
More a "zip gun".
67
posted on
12/06/2005 1:49:22 PM PST
by
SJSAMPLE
To: SJSAMPLE
ROFL.. how do you ban "zip guns"? they're already illegal and are completely unregulatable :)
68
posted on
12/06/2005 1:50:08 PM PST
by
absolootezer0
("My God, why have you forsaken us.. no wait, its the liberals that have forsaken you... my bad")
To: George - the Other
Didn't he do:
I been gittin dissed since the day I was born
Spends all my time lookin at porn
Hole in my shoe gave me a corn
Got all my dreadlocks shorn
So I look forlorn
Just a player from night til morn
Come in from the fly girls with my clothes torn
Got no threads left that ain't real worn
Stuck with an un-street name like Zorn
Now all this mess is worse than I think
Cause my stupid pen is out of ink.
(spits, crackles, scratches, pops, burps omitted.
parsy, who will not be dissed
69
posted on
12/06/2005 1:52:14 PM PST
by
parsifal
To: Disambiguator
Never point your pen at anything you aren't prepared to destroy.
To: absolootezer0
BATFE has explicitly stated the "Stinger" model is NOT an AOW.
Methinks the sales of them just skyrocketed.
To: ctdonath2
I thought it was against the law for white people to be rappers?
Didn't they decide that in the pivotal court case of All American Citizens Vs. Vanilla Ice?
To: Armedanddangerous
Can't say. I'm familiar with NFA law, not NEA.
;-)
To: George - the Other
Less rap. Now I'm entertained.
74
posted on
12/06/2005 2:25:14 PM PST
by
KarinG1
(Some of us are trying to engage in philosophical discourse. Please don't allow us to interrupt you.)
To: BurbankKarl
"I'm With Stupid!"
75
posted on
12/06/2005 2:28:19 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: George - the Other
Reminds me of Kurt Cobain. Never cared much for him.
Always shooting his mouth off.....
To: George - the Other
Some people never learn:
Johnny Ace
Born: June 9, 1929
Died: December 25, 1954
Hometown: Memphis, Tenn
Cause of Death: Self inflicted gun
shot wound (Russian Roulette)
77
posted on
12/06/2005 5:35:20 PM PST
by
Michael.SF.
(Paris Hilton - Living proof that one need not be poor to be White Trash)
To: Husker8877
Q. What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's brain?
A. Powder burns.
78
posted on
12/06/2005 5:37:03 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(Note for visitors at Arafat's grave - first dance, THEN pee.)
To: reagan_fanatic
He should have used the pencil.<<<
Yup..thats why they have erasers on pencils.. to fix mistakes...but I'm thinking this guy would have stuck the pencil in his left ear and driven it thru to his right ear cause the pencil sharpener was on his right...Only safe way out of this is to outlaw pens AND PENCILS!
79
posted on
12/06/2005 5:53:46 PM PST
by
M-cubed
(Why is "Greshams Law" a law?)
To: zencat
"Rapper Roulette"
80
posted on
12/07/2005 1:51:33 PM PST
by
Kozak
(Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
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