[johnnyb_61820]

We don't know where it happened, when the police were called, and, despite being beaten by two hillbillies with a metal object, he suffered only "minor injuries".

And now he won't talk to clarify anything.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I smell fraud.

[wideawake]

LOL! Another case of academic autoharassment, like that psycho psych prof in California.

What a transparent loser.

[joebuck]

His story does not pass the sniff test.

[Baby Driver]

Ha hah! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIArrrrrr!

The filthy pervert leftie, made it up!
He was never attacked by any "fundies".
He probably got beat up by his drug dealer or bookie.

[Ninian Dryhope]

He is a typical liberal liar.

[Jim Noble]

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

[Emmett McCarthy]

He is no doubt trying to limit the chances of being caught in his lie. The less he says, the better for him.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Hey Proffessor, Filing a false police report is a serious crime.

[gridlock]

It looks like South 31st Street is the edge of town and East 1400 and East 1500 Roads extend 5 and 6 miles into the farmland, respectively. So they have the location of the attack narrowed down to some point along 12 miles or so of country road. Which is to say, not at all.

[Fester Chugabrew]

I don't care. Christians are still all a bunch of hate-filled, blood-thirsty, ignorant buffoons who will do anything to turn science classes into astrology classes just to establish a theocracy and force their values down the throats of everyone else.

[Right Wing Professor]

I have enough experience with the press, that there is no way I'd talk to them in such circumstances either. He's talking to the police. That is all citizenship requires.

Also, if I were faking an incident, I'd have decided in advance where it happened. Whereas if I were accosted on a county road and were not paying attention, I might easily not know exactly where I was.

[ghost of nixon]

the whole incident sounded fishy from the start - I'm from that part of Kansas and the "assailants" and the "assault" sound exactly like the imagination of a left-wing partisan, and nothing like the jerks I grew up with in that area who might actually assault someone.

[TC Rider]

I call "Liar, liar, pants on fire!" on the professor!

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

[Petronski]

Mirecki declined to clarify the discrepancy when asked about it Tuesday outside the sheriff’s office.

“I can; I just don’t want to,” he said.

This is smelling very suspicious now. I'm beginning to wonder if this turkey hasn't gone Tyler Durden on himself.

Time will tell.

[rwfromkansas]

Yesterday, I was willing to accept he was beaten. Sometimes it does happen. I wasn't going to join the conspiracy squad and just assume because the guy is liberal he is lying.

But, I am sorry, now the guy doesn't even know where it happened or when?

This smells really, really, fishy. There is nothing believable about his story.

[add925]

Meanwhile, back in the woods:

Professor: "You boys out here for a reason?".

Boys: "Who are you?"

Professor:"I'm the local penis inspector from the college."

Boys: (WHACK! THUMP! BOPP! ZIFF! THUD!)

Professor: "Ouch!...I meant PENCIL inspector....ouch...stop!"

[RikaStrom]

Mirecki declined to clarify the discrepancy when asked about it Tuesday outside the sheriff’s office.
“I can; I just don’t want to,” he said.

And that, my friends, says it all right there.

[wallcrawlr]

Where is the Evo ping list to this update???????

[Ghengis]