Posted on 12/09/2005 2:30:19 PM PST by StoneWallJack
My first and only cup of Starbuck's tasted like the tossed out the bean and brewed the sh!t.
The price of Starbucks coffee and this stuff are roughly equal per pound - hmmm...
Folgers, 39 ounce can=$5.99
That Starbucks got dumped on my way out of the parking lot.
Not going there, not at all.
I can control my Starbucks espresso habit. I can quit anytime I want. Really.
Wish more restaurants would offer that bit of fortification with your morning jolt.
Who in the world would have been the first to take excrement from a creature, turn it into a beverage, and drink it? I wonder if it was a dare.
"The Palm Civet or marsupial luwak of Indonesia a tree climbing animal... uses its sense of smell and eyesight to seek out its favorite treat the ripest coffee cherries.
You mean that Juan Valdez is really a monkey?
Starbuck's starts with mediocre - mediocre + beans, then burns the crap out of them in the roasting process to cover up their disgrace.
"Bad to the last drop" [from the spoof on WSJ several years ago]
Ditto. I hate starbucks.
"Starbuck's starts with mediocre - mediocre + beans"
Seattle's Best is better.
There is a famous story that this sort of reminds me of....
It seems that a coffee company in Brazil sent a shipment of coffee to Germany. En route, rats cut the coffee bags up, nested in the coffee, and damaged the whole shipment. The shipping people, however, sewed up the bags and sent them on to their destination. Two weeks later, the exporter receives a letter from the client, which went like this:
Hamburg, Germany
A. C. Company,
Schentlemen,
Der last two pecages uf Koffee vee got from you vas mit de Ratt schitt gemixt. Der Koffee may be good enuf, but the Ratt Durds schpoils der trade. Vee did not see der Ratt Schitt in der semple vitch you sent down to us.
It take too much time to peek der Durds out from der Koffee. Ve order der Kleen Koffee, und you schippt Schitt mixt mit der Koffee. It was a mistake, yes?
Vee like you to schipp us der Koffee in one sak, und der Rat Schitt in one odder sak, den vee mix to suit der Kustomer. Write please, if vee schould schipp beck der Koffee and keep der Schitt, or schipp beck der whole Schitten Vorks.
Ve vant to ride der madder, but vee do not like der dam Ratt Schitt biziness.
Mit much respekts,
Hans W.
Call me a rube, but coffee comes from a can, beer comes from a can, and wine comes from a box.(I don't do wine either)
I love Starbucks coffee. Arabica beans make the best coffee and whether you agree or disagree with Starbucks politics, it is still the best. The market says so.
Mabeeee Cofffee Anal? Like the UN chieeeeef? Color and smell seem to coincidide. Hmmmm
Back to my green teeeeee
Don't forget the secret of the brewing!
They make it at 5 AM the day before.
Honestly, it's not "Strong", per se. I like espresso, so that cannot be it.
No, it is just coffee that, if served in a diner in 1960, would have been thrown in the waitress's face.
I have a dear friend, a suspected Democrat (We do not talk about those things for fear of...) who loves the stuff, but I suspect it is because at some point tne NYT ordered her to.
"So I was walking through the jungle when I looked down, and thought to myself "Say, that would make a GREAT cup of coffee'"...
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