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'Sex rage' couple facing $34,000 bill - MIle High Club
The Royal Gazette ^
| 12/12/05
| Matthew Taylor
Posted on 12/13/2005 3:05:38 AM PST by Bender2
Via Drudge...
A couple who forced a plane to land in Bermuda after they attacked cabin crew who stopped them having sex are facing a $34,000 bill for their pleasure.
SNIP
Bermuda Airport manager Jim Howes said: "It's always the joke among us pilots, and I am a pilot, about have you joined the mile high club?"
When asked if he had Mr. Howes said: "I can't comment – and you can quote me on that." Although he did say that on that long haul flight the couple had probably joined the seven-mile high club.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: club; high; mile
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To: clee1
That was an expensive f**k.
When all is said and done, they all are...
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posted on
12/13/2005 4:42:22 AM PST
by
Paisan
To: Bender2
'Sex rage' couple facing $34,000 bill - MIle High ClubWow...Summer membership at the local golf club runs only about $600. And they have 36 holes.
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posted on
12/13/2005 4:56:17 AM PST
by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
To: Bender2
If you do it in Denver, CO, you are a member of the mile high club because it is over 1 mile above sea level.
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posted on
12/13/2005 4:56:56 AM PST
by
GreyFriar
((3rd Armored Division -- Spearhead))
To: Bender2
Expensive yes, but cheaper than marriage.
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posted on
12/13/2005 5:05:26 AM PST
by
Savage Beast
(The Democrat Party of the 21st Century: The Party of Sociopaths and Morons)
To: Savage Beast
At one time I was seriously considering installing a bulkhead behind the front seats and a bed in the back of my Saratoga that was based at Burbank and advertising in Hollywood, $250/half hour to join the Mile High Club.
That was about 1985 so it would have been quite profitable.
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posted on
12/13/2005 5:40:20 AM PST
by
dalereed
To: GreyFriar
If you do it in Denver, CO, you are a member of the mile high club because it is over 1 mile above sea level. Actually, the rules state you have to engage in sex (climax optional) in an airplane, above 1 mile (5280 feet)MSL.
Ground bound in Denver or on a mountain top doesn't qualify. Wouldn't be a very exclusive club if it did.
And yes, I am a pilot, and member, with requal.
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posted on
12/13/2005 5:48:35 AM PST
by
grobdriver
(Let the embeds check the bodies!)
To: Dashing Dasher
They could've chartered a much nicer jet and not had to do it in the bathroom for that kind of scratch.
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posted on
12/13/2005 6:12:53 AM PST
by
rattrap
To: HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
Who is that guy with his hand on Andrea Mitchell's leg?. He doesn't look like Alan Greenspan.
To: Dashing Dasher
well, hell, this beats my runway escapade and your private jet liaison, Dashing Dasher.
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posted on
12/13/2005 6:36:53 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: peacebaby
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posted on
12/13/2005 7:42:34 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
To: Dashing Dasher
you sure do get up early.
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posted on
12/13/2005 7:44:28 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: Junior
Expensive membership dues.
32
posted on
12/13/2005 7:46:22 AM PST
by
cjshapi
To: peacebaby
East Coast Business Trip...
I'm so tired, I could cry.
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posted on
12/13/2005 7:50:40 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
To: Malesherbes
Who is that guy with his hand on Andrea Mitchell's leg?. 28 posted on 12/13/2005 9:21:02 AM EST by Malesherbes
That would be the mile-high Slick Willy, somewhat bloated, intoxicated, and in predatory mode, copping a feel from the Flight Attendant.
To: Dashing Dasher
can't you go home now? Where over here were you?
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posted on
12/13/2005 7:54:23 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: peacebaby
DC/VA... Home tomorrow night.
I'm in a meeting and they think I'm taking diligent notes.
I look very smart....
;-)
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posted on
12/13/2005 8:07:35 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
To: Dashing Dasher
I've been there...taking "board minutes" and playing solitare... .
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posted on
12/13/2005 8:10:22 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: peacebaby
I'm FReeping instead. Much more productive.
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posted on
12/13/2005 8:22:18 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
To: GreyFriar
If you do it in Denver, CO, you are a member of the mile high clubTherefore, I'm already a fully accredited member. :)
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posted on
12/13/2005 8:50:25 AM PST
by
Aracelis
To: Paisan
Truer word were never spoken (typed), FRiend.
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posted on
12/13/2005 9:41:35 AM PST
by
clee1
(We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
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