"Block my BlackBerry when it is in vibrate mode and there will be discussions. It's 2006. I cannot be out of touch with the rest of the world for 2.5 hours."
Glenn, you're too important to go to the movies. Please always be available for the inevitable crisis that only you can solve.
John, kindly provide instructions on how I should live my life in its entirety. You seem to have all the answers.