From the Glenn Beck Show
To the tune of "Holly Jolly Christmas
SING ALONG!
Have a RamaHana KwanzMas!
Its the PC time of year.
Every holiday
Display
Becomes a morbid fear.
Happy RamaHana KwanzMas!
Yeah, we know the name is queer.
Oh, good golly,
Can't offend nobody
On *beep*-mas this year.
Oh no,
The Eskimos
Need a holiday.
We'll get right back to you
When we think up one for gays.
Happy RamaHana KwanzMas!
What a time for winter cheer.
But if you see
A Christmas tree
You'll hear a Christmas jeer.
Screw you
ACLU
For winning a twelve
Million in your lawsuit
Versus Santa and his elves.
Have a RamaHana KwanzMas
And everyone must now adhere.
So by golly
Don't hang up that holly
On *beep*-mas this year!
(Elf voice, "Yeah, and no more sleigh bells, either!")
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