[Albion Wilde]

New Jersey: Why did Philly get the lawyers and we got the garbage bidness? Because we got to pick first!

[jordan8]

Baby this state rips the bones from your back
It's a death trap, it's a suicide rap
We gotta get out while we're young

[Keith in Iowa]

One of may favorite Rejected State Tourism Slogans:

Come to Wisconsin and smell our dairy air.

[sully777]

New Jersey and You: Perfect Together -- Tourism slogan back in the Thomas Keane days.

Today with all that passes for courtesy, civic pride, and morality i think the best slogan would be

New Jersey and You: Toxic Love

[NJRighty]

"They Call It The Garden State But They Never Say Why"

[Fresh Wind]

Wasn't there an effort a few years ago to change the state slogan from the "Garden State" to the "Garden of Diversity"?

[gridlock]

New Jersey: Because You Really Don't Want To Have Pennsylvania Right Across The River...

[gridlock]

New Jersey: If America Starts At Pennsylvania, What The Hell Are We, Chopped Liver?!?

They ought to just stick with New Jersey: Garden State. At one time it referred to the farms, but these days there are a lot of suburban gardeners out there as well.

[HamiltonJay]

Here in Pennsylvania we have a saying:

Pennsylvania, where the wind always blows to the east, because Ohio blows and New Jersey sucks.

[MortMan]

New Jersey: We'll Win screw You Over

There - it's more accurate now! ;-P

[pabianice]

"New Jersey: You Got a Problem with that?"

[pabianice]

"New Jersey: Kiss a Teamster's Ass Today!"

[Intolerant in NJ]

My daughter's favorite: New Jersey - We'll make you an offer you can't refuse.....

[Political Junkie Too]

New "And Improved" Jersey: As Seen On TV!

-PJ

[Windcatcher]

New Jersey: Sell your house before we take it from you.

[SERE_DOC]

Here is my slogan:

"New Jersey, the only difference from the United Nations in corruption is, it's 20 miles south west!"