New Jersey: Why go to New York? Their garbage is on our beaches.
New Jersey: Let's see Nevada grow tomatoes like these.
New Jersey: All this without a Kennedy.
New Jersey: Don't judge us by Camden.
New Jersey: Who farted?
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New Jersey: The EPA Superfund State
New Jersey: The pretty side of NYC
New Jersey: Come to hide the bodies; Stay for the canoles
New Jersey: Why go to New York? Their garbage is on our beaches.
New Jersey: Let's see Nevada grow tomatoes like these.
New Jersey: All this without a Kennedy.
New Jersey: Don't judge us by Camden.
New Jersey: Who farted?
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I've written a lot of ad copy in my day and I can say that these suck. Bad. They're so vague and meaningless, you could slap these slogans on any state. Just stick with "Garden State" until you come up with something better.
I too used to think Jersey was a cesspool, but after spending a week near Princeton, I fell in love with the place. I'm not about to leave Arizona, but NJ has some beautiful spaces.
New Jersey-Somebody's Gotta Live There!
was in NJ last month - what a sh#t hole!
My back yard is bigger than that whole frickin' state!
New Jersey: More Interested In Frolicking Gay Sex Than Homeland Security
New Jersey: You Have the Right to Remain Silent
"New Jersey: You Got A Problem With That?"
Submitted by Mr. T. Soprano of Bergen County
New Jersey: So nice, the Giants and Jets call it home
Blue Jersey
New Jersey: You Can Get Here from There-But Why Would You Want To?.
New Jersey: Never a Discouraging Word, You Effing Cowboy!
New Jersey: Endless Sky-Borne Pollutants
New Jersey: Where You Drive on the Parkway and Park on the Driveway.
New Jersey: Where'd Ya Get Your Driver's License--Sears?
New Jersey: Where the Cars are Inspected and the Driver's Ain't
New Jersey: Are You Looking at Me?
New Jersey: What Trenton Makes, Is Sh@t!
New Jersey: Where Corruption is a Fine Art.
New Jersey: Takes Your Breath Away--in Secaucus.
New Jersey: EZ Pass, My @ss!
New Jersey: To Live here, is to Die Here.
New Jersey: $ 26 Billion Dollars a Year;8 Million Citizens- You Do the Math!
New Jersey: Stuck on Democrats.
New Jersey: For the Grime of Your Life.
New Jersey: You Think It's Easy being a Nation's Armpit?
New Jersey: Kiss Your Wallet Good-Bye!
New Jersey: The Sky's the Limit--for Taxes
New Jersey: We'll Kick Your @ss!
New Jersey: Move Out While You Still Can Afford To.
New Jersey: Yeah,You Want the Beach, You Gotta Pay!
New Jersey: More State Police than in Russia.
New Jersey: Dude, Where's My Car?
New Jersey: If It Ain't Taxed, It Doesn't Exist.
New Jersey: Design Without Intelligence.
NEW JERSEY: Like Moscow, but with a beach.
'Joisey. You Dink I'm Funny? How'm I Funny??'
You could have fun with that one and some fake TV ads. Middle America family vacations in NJ- having fun. Gangsters roar up and dump a body at their feet. Cut to the slogan. Next one could use Hip-hop muggers sticking them up; you could make a whole series.
New Jersey: WTF you lookin at?
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
"New Jersey, trying to overcome its reputation for corruption, traffic and toxic waste dumps..."
What do you expect from a Blue state?
New Jersey: Trying to outdo New York.
New York: Oh? You own something we haven't taxed yet?
