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How about this for a compromise,

"It David Furnish"

1 posted on 12/23/2005 8:07:08 AM PST by Dane
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To: Dane

I think Lady David Furnish works just fine lol.


2 posted on 12/23/2005 8:09:28 AM PST by rattrap
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To: Dane

Naw, "Mrs. John" has a better ring to it.


3 posted on 12/23/2005 8:09:41 AM PST by brivette
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That's no Lady, that's Elton's wife.


5 posted on 12/23/2005 8:10:17 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Dane

Knight & Nightie.


6 posted on 12/23/2005 8:10:54 AM PST by Millee (Merry Christmas Freepers!)
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To: Dane

Isn't it a little cheeky to assume that David would be the Lady of the pair?


7 posted on 12/23/2005 8:11:00 AM PST by Thebaddog (K9 4ever)
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To: Dane

Debrett's may not refer to David Furnish as "Lady John"...but I will from now on.


8 posted on 12/23/2005 8:11:24 AM PST by RichInOC ("It's getting late, have you seen my mates, Ma? Tell me when the boys get here...")
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I can't even believe we're having this conversation - it's sad.

Same-sex attraction disorder is a mental illness. Confusion over "married" men's titles only proves it.


9 posted on 12/23/2005 8:11:52 AM PST by ItsOurTimeNow ("Hail Him who saved you by His grace, and crown Him Lord of All")
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To: Dane
How about "Catcher".
10 posted on 12/23/2005 8:12:03 AM PST by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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Sir Elton John and his longtime partner David Furnish may have finally united in a civil ceremony on Dec 21, but the latter will not be referred to as a Lady, even though his partner is a Knight, according to etiquette authority Debrett's.

Here's a MUCH better compromise:

Gaydy.

11 posted on 12/23/2005 8:12:13 AM PST by Lazamataz ("Over it is not, until over it is." -- Yoda Berra)
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To: Dane

They're both pretty ladyish IMHO...


14 posted on 12/23/2005 8:13:00 AM PST by RockinRight (It’s likely for a Conservative to be a Republican, but not always the other way around)
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Hurl...

The knights of the crusades are rolling over in their graves.


16 posted on 12/23/2005 8:13:30 AM PST by in hoc signo vinces ("Houston, TX...a waiting quagmire for jihadis.")
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What the heck is a cynosure?


17 posted on 12/23/2005 8:13:52 AM PST by Sunshine Sister
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Whatever! England now has three queens.


18 posted on 12/23/2005 8:14:02 AM PST by billhilly (Demo camo is yellow and white)
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This is so disgusting it's beyond words and unworthy of conversation.


20 posted on 12/23/2005 8:14:39 AM PST by dc-zoo
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Why is everyone assuming that Elton John is the butch one?


23 posted on 12/23/2005 8:17:00 AM PST by Reaganesque
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Partners of knights? Squires or Page?.............


24 posted on 12/23/2005 8:18:41 AM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him)
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It's simply Elton's Beeooch. Or Ye old catcher.


31 posted on 12/23/2005 8:20:36 AM PST by CAP811 (One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place)
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Well, if they were pheasant hunters, one would beat & the other block.
"Meet my beater." ??


32 posted on 12/23/2005 8:20:52 AM PST by tumblindice
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David Furnish. Profession: interior decorator (no doubt.)


33 posted on 12/23/2005 8:21:14 AM PST by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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How about "Thing 1" and "Thing 2"?


34 posted on 12/23/2005 8:22:34 AM PST by Aquinasfan (Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
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