It's A Sad Day When There's No One To Zot

Some Elmer Fudd wannabe

[Hunter Q Jones]

George W. Bush has ripped the Constitution down from the White House wall, used it to blow his nose, spat on it, torn it into shreds, thrown the shreds in the trash, then squatted over that trash and taken a dump.

And what have the "Conservatives" at FR done while he was doing this? They cheered him on!

A truly sad day.

If the founding fathers had wanted the President to be spying on our phone calls, they would have said so.

[Personal Responsibility]

If the founding fathers had wanted the President to be spying on our phone calls, they would have said so.

Except for the fact that phones were not invented until 80-odd years after the Constitution was ratified.

[socal_parrot]

IJFPATZ!!!!

In Just a Few Posts After The ZOT!!!

[bkepley]

Why is it these guys can't write a paragraph without mentioning bodily functions?

[Moose4]

Three minutes, maybe less, from post to ZOT. Not even NORAD was ever that good.

}:-)4

[Abathar]

he meant back when they had 2 cans and a piece of string, obviously.

[PaulaB]

[US_MilitaryRules]

bump this zot!

[mware]

If the founding fathers had wanted the President to be spying on our phone calls, they would have said so.

Please tell me you did not learn your history in a public school. Sad thing is you probably do not see the the error in the time line.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Why thank you!

[SelmaLee]

Oh, I'm sure he meant that "if our founding fathers could have possibly conceived of the idea that we would one day use telephones/cell phones they would have...."

No, scratch that. In my experience, most liberals aren't really too bright.

[Rutles4Ever]

Qaeda Relocates to U.S. for Spy-Free Calling
by Scott Ott

(2005-12-21) — Al Qaeda announced today it would relocate its international headquarters to an unnamed U.S. city in order to take advantage of espionage-free local, and state-to-state, phone calls.

“Al Qaeda will thrive in the land of liberty,” said an unnamed spokesman on a 30-minute pre-recorded DVD. “We’re still shopping for a primary location with great access to transportation and, Allah be praised, good public schools.”

The al Qaeda source said Democrats in Congress recommended the move after the The New York Times revealed that the National Security Administration listens in on communications between international terrorists and some U.S. residents.

The source said no matter where al Qaeda plants its U.S. headquarters, it will incorporate in tax-free Nevada.

[Steel Wolf]

If the founding fathers had wanted the President to be spying on our phone calls, they would have said so.

And now, for our moment of Zen.

[DTogo]

To date there have been how many lawsuits filed against the Bush Administration alleging civil rights violations under the Patriot Act??

ZERO!

[Dubya-M-Dees]

[Democracy In Iraq]

Mr. Q Jones, if you're still reading these replies, then I'd like to wish you and your family a Merry Christmas.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Could someone please translate ibtz? Thanks.

[Dallas59]

They need to stop these people....

[TheForceOfOne]

Bring the Troll to me, I'll put him in a safe place, my belly!

[JoJo Gunn]

We'll ignore the various secret police agencies of your idolized United Nations, won't we?

[LIConFem]

Ditto and ditto.