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To: JZelle
Why does this remind me of a Seinfeld episode..?
2 posted on 12/23/2005 10:53:41 AM PST by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - They want to die for Islam, and we want to kill them.)
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To: 2banana

Because that one's for washing elephants.


7 posted on 12/23/2005 10:55:06 AM PST by massgopguy (massgopguy)
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To: 2banana

Kramer: Hey. Super's in my bathroom changing my shower head. Have they changed your shower head?

Jerry: No, he's doing mine next. They're low flow you know.

Kramer: Low flow? Well I don't like the sound of that.


11 posted on 12/23/2005 10:56:35 AM PST by Cagey (Some men are Baptists, others Catholics, my father was an Oldsmobile man.)
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To: 2banana
Kramer, Newman and a 'salesman' are at the back of a van in an alley. Salesman: All right, I got everything here. I got the Cyclone F series, Hydra Jet Flow, Stockholm Superstream, you name it. Jerry: What do you recommend? Salesman: What are you looking for? Kramer: Power, man. Power. Newman: Like Silkwood. Kramer: That's for radiation. Newman: That's right. Kramer (pointing to the largest one): Now, what is this? Salesman: That's the Commando 450, I don't sell that one. What about thi- Kramer: Well that's what we want, the Commando 450. Salesman, Nah, believe me. It's only used in the circus. For elephants. Newman: We'll pay anything. We've got the (hands a wad of money to Kramer) What about Jerry? Kramer: He couldn't handle that, he's delicate

12 posted on 12/23/2005 10:57:02 AM PST by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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To: 2banana
They should sue Costco, they sell many of these evil devices throughout Washington. /sarcasm on
37 posted on 12/23/2005 11:08:17 AM PST by ThisLittleLightofMine
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To: 2banana

Dunno why, but I do hate the enviro-nazi-police digging into our bathrooms -

Low-flow toilets that often require two flushes to clear (yeah, that saved a butt-load of water...), to pitiful showerheads.

I's sure that extra .1 gallon per minute will drain the entire left-coast's water supply.

Aren't consumers charged for the water they use? I know I am. This is just plain stupid.


60 posted on 12/23/2005 11:27:22 AM PST by TheBattman (Islam (and liberalism)- the cult of Satan and a Cancer on Society)
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To: 2banana

One of the funnier Seinfelds... I crack up every time I see Kramer get in the shower with that black market "elephant" shower head. Too funny.


155 posted on 12/27/2005 8:44:31 AM PST by Paved Paradise
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