Brit Jew marries dolphin (British woman marries Israeli dolphin)

YnetNews ^ | December 29, 2005 | Joe Kot

[NYer]

Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-year-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.

 The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.

 "The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.

 After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.

 Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.

 'I'm not a pervert'

 And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

 Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

 After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

 "I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she choked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

 Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.

 "But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.

 

[NYer]

They say that with money, you can do anything.

[NYer]

Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction.

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[NYer]

Ping!

[snugs]

Very true

[mbynack]

When asked by a reported if the dolphin was male or female she replied "Why Male, of course. What do you think I am, A QUEER!!?"

[dfwgator]

See, I knew legalizing gay marriages would be the gateway to stuff like this.

[ClearCase_guy]

"I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

Anyone who feels the need to make such a statement ... is a pervert.

[LdSentinal]

A Jewphin?

[andy58-in-nh]

Are they going to SeaWorld for the honeymoon?

[Aggie Mama]

I wonder how the gay marriage lobby feels about this one?

[A. Pole]

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she choked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

It was not in Massachusetts?

[nmh]

What ever happened to shunning bestiality?

I don't want to know how they consummated the marriage ... .

[adam_az]

not kosher.

[SALChamps03]

What an idiot! This women is way out there.

[conservativecorner]

You are now entering Bizzaro World now BUMP!

[nmh]

LOL!

Perversion is now IN YOUR FACE!

But hey, don't you dare be critical of it.

[Red Badger]

Won't last long, different religions.................the dolphin's not kosher........

[NeoCaveman]

Another one for the "Rick Santorum was right" file.

[Jeff Head]

"I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert,"

Sounds like, IMHO, she knows otherwise...or why have to say it?

I know of no one, who after a normal, traditional marriage, has to think or say such things to rationalize what they have done.

[joebuck]

"When asked by a reported if the dolphin was male or female she replied "Why Male, of course. What do you think I am, A QUEER!!?"

LOL. I don't care who you are, THAT's funny!

[clamper1797]

There's something fishy about this ....

[Owl_Eagle]

Yikes, a male dolphin named "Cindy"?  How gay is that?

Dolphins are way down on the list of mammels I'd like to have sex with.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[Pharmboy]

Sheesh...there's enough blamed on my tribe. Now this--who needs it?

[Williams]

Goofy as this story is, you do have to view it as a further disintegration of morals, certainly of spirituality. Obviously the rite of marriage is made a mockery of.

As to perversion, dolphins are sexually promiscuous and they do "molest" humans in the same way your cocker spaniel might be happy to see your leg. Some folks have even been injured as a result.

[frogjerk]

What ever happened to shunning bestiality?

It's not bestiaility because Dolphins are so darn cute! -sarc

[rbg81]

There is a silver lining to all this: Another nutjob takes herself out of the gene pool.

[joesnuffy]

How did they consummate the marriage...?

The same way that prevert animal psychologist once in charge
of a govt. program to train dolphins did...no doubt..

Anyway Cindy is a stupid name for a male dolphin....wonder why she hung that albatross around his neck. (metaphorically speaking)

[Moose4]

"Brokeback Marina."

}:-)4

[Williams]

Also, is it normal to refer to her as a "Brit Jew"?

[Yehuda]

"Won't last long, different religions.................the dolphin's not kosher........"

Neither's she. Title should be changed to "Brit jino marries dolphin; parents and Charlie Starkist sit shiva..."

[billorites]

"Are they going to SeaWorld for the honeymoon? "

I'm sure the honeymoon will be all that she dreamed it would be.

Click Here, if you dare.

You've been warned...

[oxcart]

Did they take the blood test? This union could produce some ugly off spring.

[PatrickHenry]

Married to dolphin but "not a pervert" Ping List Don't ask to be added to or dropped from this list; I know what you like.

[Semi Civil Servant]

'I'm not a pervert'

I beg to differ.

[FreedomPoster]

LOL! Well-played!

[joesnuffy]

I hope the dolphin's mom was there...

How do you say "You could have done better" in dolphin?

[Pharmboy]

It is an Israeli site, so that would be a normal clarification for them. But, it first struck me as a bit odd...

[dfwgator]

She's going to be real disappointed one day when the dolphin leaves a note saying, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

[dennisw]

Since she's rich she's eccentric. If she were poor she would be called crazy

[Northern Yankee]

Just when you think you've seen it all...

My jaw hit the floor.

"And she knows Flipper, Flipper, Flipper...."

[FreedomPoster]

Check out this story, then post #8.

[joesnuffy]

Is the blessing "mosletrout"?

[freedomlover]

This has to be a fake . . BOWLING???

[Red Badger]

LOL!!! Chicken of the Sea Mermaid is jealous!.......

[samtheman]

is this like a jewish onion?

[Cvengr]

I wonder if she fell in love on porpoise.

[NYer]

BOWLING???

Ahem ... /cough/.

[NYer]

ROFL!

[Red Badger]

You're right, it should have been "British" just to be more respectful...........