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Brit Jew marries dolphin (British woman marries Israeli dolphin)
YnetNews ^
| December 29, 2005
| Joe Kot
Posted on 12/30/2005 6:19:30 AM PST by NYer
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To: nmh
I would NOT be surprised if they DID consummate the marriage though....
101
posted on
12/30/2005 7:18:35 AM PST
by
Muzzle_em
("Get busy LIVING or get busy dying")
To: NYer
Is the dolphin circumsized?
102
posted on
12/30/2005 7:19:44 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
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To: Cvengr
...not to mention the reading of the Talmud translated by the RabbiI think you mean the ketubbah.
103
posted on
12/30/2005 7:19:56 AM PST
by
Zionist Conspirator
(HaShem is the reason for the Chanukkah season!)
To: oxcart
If they have a boy they could name him David Schwimmer!
104
posted on
12/30/2005 7:20:04 AM PST
by
Nakota
To: Moose4
"Brokeback Marina."
Now THAT is FUNNY!
105
posted on
12/30/2005 7:20:23 AM PST
by
Muzzle_em
("Get busy LIVING or get busy dying")
To: NYer
There used to be a site called dolphinsex where some wacko put up a link about how to have sex with dolphins. I heard that some nutcases were actually arrested for doing just that.
Moonbats.
To: joesnuffy
How do you say "You could have done better" in dolphin?
aak aaaak eeek eeeeeeeka!!!!
107
posted on
12/30/2005 7:22:46 AM PST
by
Muzzle_em
("Get busy LIVING or get busy dying")
To: NYer
108
posted on
12/30/2005 7:23:20 AM PST
by
NormB
(Yes, but watch your cookies!!)
To: Cvengr
109
posted on
12/30/2005 7:24:07 AM PST
by
Muzzle_em
("Get busy LIVING or get busy dying")
To: Gumlegs
But was the dolphin Jewish? I worry about these things.I understand that if the mother is Jewish, their offspring will be Jewish. They might be better swimmers than Mark Spitz.
110
posted on
12/30/2005 7:25:23 AM PST
by
PatrickHenry
(Virtual Ignore for trolls, lunatics, dotards, common scolds, & incurable ignoramuses.)
To: Muzzle_em
111
posted on
12/30/2005 7:25:35 AM PST
by
Publius6961
(The IQ of California voters is about 420........... .............cumulatively)
To: billorites
I'm sure the Honeymoon will be all that she dreamed it would be
Now it all makes sense...damn!
To: NYer
This story is more bizarre Some nutjob is an expert at bestiality and goes bonkers when his wife has an affair with a dolphin and he sees the film of them having sex. He kills her and is stopped on his way to the dolphin tank with a harpoon...
Leftist moonbats. Stranger than fiction.
Here is an excerpt:
An expert on deviant animal behavior was arrested Sunday on first-degree murder charges in this seaside community of rock stars, movie celebrities and corporate executives.
Dr. Patrick Finley, 68, who taught and lectured throughout the world and was a frequent contributor to National Geographic, is being held without bail in connection with the murder of his 26-year-old wife, Donna Merwoman.
Ms. Merwoman was beaten to death in the famed Malibu Colony, home to Hollywoods rich and famous.
Dr. Finley, who holds doctorates in biology and sociology, is a consultant to NBCs new series Humans and Beasts. The show, originally titled The Beast in Some of Us, deals with the interaction of humans and animals in what the network bills as extreme bonding situations.
NBC was attempting to top Fox's successful extreme bonding series, Temptation Island.
...more...
To: rlmorel; RightOnline; MeanWestTexan
you ADMIT you have a LIST then!
Well, I mean, I don't want to sound like a weirdo or nothin', but yeah. You know, just so I could say I did? Hillary Clinton is on that list.
Owl_Eagle(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
it was probably sarcasm)
To: NYer
I could never marry a dolphin. If she can't bend over, I don't want her.
115
posted on
12/30/2005 7:35:50 AM PST
by
devane617
(An Alley-Cat mind is a terrible thing to waste)
To: Owl_Eagle
hrmn...
given a choice between Hillary and a cow dolphin...
hrmn.....
hrmn.......
no easy out for this choice set, is there?
116
posted on
12/30/2005 7:36:36 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Owl_Eagle
Less desirable than the dolphin, one would expect.
117
posted on
12/30/2005 7:36:53 AM PST
by
Gumlegs
To: NYer
Did she check to see if Cindy had a bris?
118
posted on
12/30/2005 7:40:35 AM PST
by
metesky
("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
To: Owl_Eagle
You always were partial to primates and sheep.
To: PJ-Comix
And did the moyl perform the traditional, after-surgery ...
I can't post it.
120
posted on
12/30/2005 7:44:06 AM PST
by
Gumlegs
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