Posted on 12/30/2005 6:19:30 AM PST by NYer
Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-year-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.
The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.
"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.
After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.
Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.
'I'm not a pervert'
And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.
Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.
After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.
"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she choked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.
Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.
"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.
I absolutely cannot believe this. This is the worst thing that can ever happen. Imagine, a dolphin degrading himself to this level.
Well look on the bright side. Israels navy has a good shore leave policy.
Ahem........ummmmmmmm.............................never mind; I won't ask.
I knew someone would post that!!
About 10 years ago, we were at a holiday party. I was standing next to the fireplace, talking to a lady, who had picked up what appeared to be a piece of driftwood from the mantle, and was holding it, marvelling at its texture. It was cylindrical, about 2 dfeet long, about 6" thick.. Our host joined us, and the lady asked him what it was..."The pertrified penis of a male walrus" he replied..
Gay marriage at it's best, hang on MA residents, this is coming our way, just a matter of time before we are allowed to marry our same sex pets.
They are coming to take me away ha ha ho ho they are coming to take me away...he he....
This cannot be serious! Jeeze Louise, I was wondering when this type of @#$!@#$ would start! Sick and funny at the same time!
At any rate, unless this is a total joke, this woman is a poster child of what happens to your brain when you're on drugs!
A totally mental bimbo marries a marine mammal........V.G. Robinson would be proud!
Didn't Loverboy do that song, "A Dolphin and a Jew's DNA Just Won't Splice."
Ah, YEAH! Isn't the dolphin's name Cindy?? Since when is Cindy a male? LOL
I guess that this is not an NFL thread, eh?
Two thoughts come to mind:
A male dolphin named Cindy?
What some of us spinsters won't do to get attention!
"Dolphins are way down on the list of mammels I'd like to have sex with."
Aside from homosapien sapiens, my species list is pretty short.
From Mike Adams' most recent column at www.townhall.com (email exchanges with moonbat liberals):
- Kathy-
I’ve emjoyed [sic] some of your columns but this is the second time I heard [sic] use the term “illegitimate” baby. As a single mother, I think that is insulting. Each person has a right to choose her own morality. Please respect others.
-Mike Adams-
Kathy, what would you say if I told you that you could avoid having more illegitimate babies by having sex with animals?
-Kathy-
I would sy [sic] you are sick. What is your point?
-Mike Adams-
My point is that we agree on something. Bestiality is immoral. Do you think that it will become moral once Kathy and Mike are dead? I hope you will give me a direct answer.
-Kathy-
No, it won’t suddenly become moral when we die. That is a stupid thing to say.
-Mike Adams-
Thank you for admitting that some truths are transcendent and timeless. That means they are not contingent on our feelings and subjective choices. Please, do not teach your child that “each person has a right to choose her own morality.” I don’t believe that. And neither do you.
WOOHOO! Chalk it up to Mike Adams to eloquently frame this particular issue! (not that this really applies in this case with the dolphin thing, but it could...:)
"A male dolphin named Cindy?"
His brother is named Sue.
A circumcised woman (Hebrew pun) marries a male dolphin named Cindy?
I think the ACLU's utopia is here!
So...you ADMIT you have a LIST then!
Anyone who has watched a National Geographic special on dolphins knows that they are constantly sexually active. Not a pervert? DUH!
um...
I presume "bowling" is yet another euphemism...
I noticed that she said it more than once.
What a freaking WIERDO!!!
no you don't, or you'd ha' pung me.
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