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Brit Jew marries dolphin (British woman marries Israeli dolphin)
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| December 29, 2005
| Joe Kot
Posted on 12/30/2005 6:19:30 AM PST by NYer
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To: NYer
But what happens when they divorce? Will the dolphin get or pay support? What about community property, or do the Brits have it?
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posted on
12/31/2005 11:47:39 AM PST
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: nmh
I don't want to know how they consummated the marriage ... .
If consummated, they left the pool for the open ocean. The dolphin gripped her in a finny embrace and dove down a thousand feet or so to do the act.
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posted on
12/31/2005 11:50:17 AM PST
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: All
I can't believe it hasn't come up yet, but as Tevye would say, "A bird may love a fish but where would they build a home?"
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posted on
12/31/2005 11:50:50 AM PST
by
Diva
To: hondo1951
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posted on
12/31/2005 11:54:02 AM PST
by
reg45
To: SuzyQue
a dolphin named Cindy?I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named 'Sue.'
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posted on
12/31/2005 12:01:49 PM PST
by
reg45
To: joesnuffy
How did they consummate the marriage...?
Enumclaw style!
To: kstewskis; Northern Yankee
LOL!
To: Northern Yankee
Do you know why clams don't like sharing the sea with other creatures? Their Shellfish! Brings to mind lyrics to Kip Adotta's classic comedy song "Wet Dream".
Cheers!
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posted on
01/02/2006 10:12:02 AM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: mbynack
Are you a bottle nosed dolphin or are you just happy to see me??
To: freedomlover
I'd hate to be her when her "spouse" "bowled a strike"!
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posted on
01/09/2006 7:21:09 PM PST
by
mdmathis6
(Proof against evolution:"Man is the only creature that blushes, or needs to" M.Twain)
To: NYer
Geez! Maybe I should go to see that mainstream movie "Bareback Canyon" and take my Gerbil "Fluffy".
Suddenly, I feel like I'm a normal pervert!
To: NYer
Why would a sane dolphin get married to a crazy, perverted woman?
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posted on
01/16/2006 6:56:19 PM PST
by
sagar
To: NYer
What a stupid title.
The title they should have used was "woman marries dolphin". Whether she is Jewish, Christian or Hindu or whatever doesnt matter. Her religion has nothing to do with marrying dolphins.
To: NYer
"Sorry Charlie..."
"How could she do this to me?!?"
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posted on
11/08/2008 2:59:12 AM PST
by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: Caipirabob
Here’s the end to the wunnerful romance:
June 2006
Our fearless leader the Head Yenta (who is still in the process of moving) enlightened us a few months ago to the story of a Jewish Millionaire, Sharon Tendler, who married a male dolphin named Cindy in Israel. Sadly this love story came to an end as Cindy turned belly up in the Eliat Reef on Sunday, still floating in his favorite spot. Reef workers say that he was not eating properly or swimming normally in the days before his death. He was given a proper burial at sea by the reef workers.
The article doesnt seem to mention if Cindys Jewish wife Sharon Tendler was even at the funeral. She said she was the happiest girl on earth back when they got hitched in December of 2005. The word on the street is that Cindy has fathered plenty of offspring in the Eliat Reef so there are more fellas for Sharon to get acquainted with should she ever find love again with another dolphin.
Photo: c/o Ynet
http://www.yoyenta.com/?m=200606
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posted on
11/08/2008 3:22:37 AM PST
by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: Covenantor
Thanks for that update! At least they didn't fight...lol!
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posted on
11/09/2008 3:22:50 AM PST
by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: NYer
It is not at all unusual for male dolphin to get aroused while swimming with women. The word is, it is a fairly impressive sight! http://www.scubaboard.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-26508.html DectekApril 26th, 2003, 02:01 AM Dolphins are very , shall we say Social creatures, and easily aroused. People have been roughly engaged by male and female dolphins during different "Swim With the Dolphin Programs". Some dolphins are more prone to make that type of physical contact with swimmers but most of the incidents " I am told" are because of people stroking the dolphins underside in an attemt to rub their belly and making contact with the dolphins privates. I know there are arguements pro and con about swimming with the dolphins. I can tell you that my experience with them was one of the highlights of my life.
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posted on
11/09/2008 3:34:08 AM PST
by
WellyP
To: Aggie Mama
I wonder how HaShem feels about this one.
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posted on
12/03/2009 2:09:12 PM PST
by
POWERSBOOTHEFAN
(Blessed Be The Name Of The Lord,For His Name Alone Is Exaulted)
To: Jeff Head
I love my cat to death;he makes me happy.I won’t be marrying him anytime soon,however! Yeesh! And I’m the one w/a mental problem!
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posted on
12/03/2009 2:11:45 PM PST
by
POWERSBOOTHEFAN
(Blessed Be The Name Of The Lord,For His Name Alone Is Exaulted)
To: Pharmboy
Shalom! I can’t wait to tell to tell my Rabbi about this one!!!
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posted on
12/03/2009 2:13:39 PM PST
by
POWERSBOOTHEFAN
(Blessed Be The Name Of The Lord,For His Name Alone Is Exaulted)
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