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UFO CULT GATHERS IN NEW YORK FOR APOCALYPSE
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| January 2, 2006
Posted on 01/03/2006 8:14:34 AM PST by NYer
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To: NYer
Must be the New York City chapter of the socialist hallucinatories. What pier are these Heaven's Gater want-a-be's going down this time?
To: Doc Savage
*The* Bruce Dickinson.....;]
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posted on
01/03/2006 8:38:16 AM PST
by
Salamander
(Cursed With Second Sight)
To: NYer
I can confirm this "apocalypse" and the location. It will occur at NYS Republican Headquarters in Albany.
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posted on
01/03/2006 8:38:37 AM PST
by
1Old Pro
To: NYer
Ol' Stang ain't been right yet. I say we dump him on Bonobo Island by himself for a while if he still can't get the Deal with the X-ist's worked out...
We can lob potatos at him...
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posted on
01/03/2006 8:40:29 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: NYer
Xists. Would that translate to, Exits or Exists?
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posted on
01/03/2006 8:41:53 AM PST
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
To: NYer
In the late 1980s, members of the Church were accused of spreading a virus in Macintosh computers known as the "Peace Virus." Stopped reading right there.
Ask any Mac snob: Macs just don't get virii. /sarc
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posted on
01/03/2006 8:45:59 AM PST
by
Ignatz
(cyborg: "The lay teachers could not make hands of some girls.")
To: Zavien Doombringer
I would be my luck it turned out they were Xists Wifeists.
To: Zavien Doombringer
Planet X. Hyperdimensional Aliens. Space bankers and mobsters.
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posted on
01/03/2006 8:51:00 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: NYer
Is it too late to get ordained and save myself?
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posted on
01/03/2006 8:53:11 AM PST
by
SolidRedState
(E Pluribus Funk --- (Latin taglines are sooooo cool! Don't ya think?))
To: SolidRedState
Nope. Eternal Salvation or Triple your money back!
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posted on
01/03/2006 8:54:15 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: DainBramage
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posted on
01/03/2006 8:56:28 AM PST
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
To: nutmeg
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posted on
01/03/2006 8:57:12 AM PST
by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
To: SolidRedState
NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR TIME!!!
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posted on
01/03/2006 8:58:36 AM PST
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
To: NYer
The Church is seeking performers and producers from the adult entertainment industry in particular, because sexual freedom has been an important part of Church doctrine from the start. X-Day will be a celebration of pornography and adult entertainment, and certain parts of the event will be restricted to adults only. . Which is largely the reason the Church of the SubGenius was created in the first place - by declaring themselves "ordained ministers", they gain tax exempt status for various pornographic activities.
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posted on
01/03/2006 9:00:25 AM PST
by
Alex Murphy
(Proverbs 12:10)
To: NYer
Why am I not surprised that this group of nutcases is located in Cleveland? We get all the weirdos here.
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posted on
01/03/2006 9:00:45 AM PST
by
Joan912
("a lot of weather we're having lately, isn't it?" - oliver hardy)
To: Joe 6-pack
Bwahahahah
Xists = "exists"
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posted on
01/03/2006 9:01:36 AM PST
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Dagnabit! I dint set my beeber to stune. How will I stop the the chimpeachment now?)
To: Ignatz
Ask any Mac snob: Macs just don't get virii. /sarc That virus was passed through exchanges of software. On the internet MACs do not get viruses since there aren't enough MACs out there to get the virus going.
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posted on
01/03/2006 9:03:08 AM PST
by
Casloy
To: NYer
So on the day after the ships don't come will they be offering a refund?
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posted on
01/03/2006 9:06:37 AM PST
by
redgolum
("God is dead" -- Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" -- God.)
To: NYer
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posted on
01/03/2006 9:07:19 AM PST
by
RightWingAtheist
("Why thank you Mr.Obama, I'm proud to be a Darwinist!")
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