Saudi Embassy Worker Smuggles Illegal Aliens into US

Sierra Times ^ | 1/13/2006 | Jim Kouri, CPP

[FerdieMurphy]

On several occasions, the U.S. Embassies in Egypt and the Philippines approved the visa applications, believing that these aliens would be working for Saudi diplomats in the United States.

More rubber stamping. We don't know how many of these "illegals" were terrorists, but we can be certain they were all muslims.

[kinghorse]

A new FR cliche. Smuttling!

[GreenEggsNHam]

I hate it when someone gets away with smuttling. Damn.

[madison10]

Smuttle? Is that smuggling smut? Shuttling smut? Lovely "Spoonerism"!

[Oztrich Boy]

Is this a porn thread?

[saganite]

Those damn smuttlers! Corrupting America's yoots.

[fireforeffect]

I knew about f's and s's, but t's and g's?

[oldleft]

Is that anything like the "Rutles?"

[RexBeach]

Hey, guys! Have you seen my smuttle?

[Vaquero]

if John Holmes had produced an offspring with Seka, the result would most assuredly have been a 'SMUTTLING'

[Nick Danger]

I thought NASA grounded the smuttle.

[MadeInAmerica]

Those wacky Saudi's....always looking for a way to help the United States out. They figured they would save us the papework.

Gosh, I think we should sell them more F16 jets and train more of their pilots for their troubles. Even better, maybe Saudi will give our schools money to promote their religion of peace.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[saganite]

SPACE SMUTTLE MAIN ENGINE

All SSME (Space Shuttle main engine) parameters appeared to be normal during the prelaunch countdown and compared well with prelaunch parameters that were observed on previous Challenger flights. SSME performance at start, mainstage, and shutdown looked very good. During the propellant dump, a power-loss failure on ME (main engine) 2 (Channel B) was reported. Also, a MOV (main oxidizer valve) actuator (Channel B) failure occurred on ME-3 during the propellant dump.

MAIN PROPULSION SYSTEM

http://members.aol.com/WSNTWOYOU/STS17MR.HTM

[AndrewB]

One night they came for the smuttlers; I was not a smuttler, so I said nothing...

[Riley]

The smuttler did it.

[AndrewB]

lol! If they outlaw smuttling, only outlaws will smuttle.

[FerdieMurphy]

Okay. Okay. I've appealed to the censors to correct the fumble-fingered typo.

Use your imagination. Smuttle is arabic for smuggle.

[AndrewB]

Do you enjoy smuttling?

I don't know. I've never smuttled.

OK I'm stopping now...

[Oztrich Boy]

Okay. Okay. I've appealed to the censors to correct the fumble-fingered typo.

Oh Great. Make us all look like crazy people

[FerdieMurphy]

Ah. That's much better. Thanks to our moderator and thanks to all the comedians.