To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
A short bald fat man sets at a bar... Hey, why does it always have to he a short, fat, BALD man?
22 posted on
01/15/2006 5:09:27 PM PST by
Snardius
(Some women want to walk hand in hand through the park; sing them a song; bite them on the spine...)
To: Snardius
don't take it personally, kiddo. A lot of us women like bald men.
25 posted on
01/15/2006 5:11:44 PM PST by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: Snardius
Because men tear their hair out wondering why they wound up short and fat
28 posted on
01/15/2006 5:13:16 PM PST by
Tall_Texan
(TEXAS LONGHORNS - 2005 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!!!)
To: Snardius
Hey, why does it always have to he a short, fat, BALD man?...SNORT! LOL! :D
35 posted on
01/15/2006 5:19:05 PM PST by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
To: Snardius
Don't worry. When a woman falls in love with you she will love your scent and think you are the most handsome man in the world. If you have lots of hair or no hair at all, she won't care. She won't even notice.
80 posted on
01/15/2006 7:32:34 PM PST by
ladyjane
To: Snardius
I'm the opposite of tall, dark, and handsome myself--short, light, and ugly.
114 posted on
01/15/2006 9:34:54 PM PST by
moog
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