To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
A short bald fat man sets at a bar...
Hey, why does it always have to he a short, fat, BALD man?
posted on 01/15/2006 5:09:27 PM PST
(Some women want to walk hand in hand through the park; sing them a song; bite them on the spine...)
don't take it personally, kiddo. A lot of us women like bald men.
posted on 01/15/2006 5:11:44 PM PST
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
Because men tear their hair out wondering why they wound up short and fat
posted on 01/15/2006 5:13:16 PM PST
(TEXAS LONGHORNS - 2005 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!!!)
Hey, why does it always have to he a short, fat, BALD man?...SNORT! LOL! :D
posted on 01/15/2006 5:19:05 PM PST
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
Don't worry. When a woman falls in love with you she will love your scent and think you are the most handsome man in the world. If you have lots of hair or no hair at all, she won't care. She won't even notice.
posted on 01/15/2006 7:32:34 PM PST
I'm the opposite of tall, dark, and handsome myself--short, light, and ugly.
posted on 01/15/2006 9:34:54 PM PST
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