[FormerACLUmember]

Where is Black Jack Pershing to defend our Southern frontier from the murderous animals?

[Young Werther]

When Black Jack went to the Mexican Border to find Pancho Villa he carried, on a mule drawn wagon, the entire Air Force. Two Wright Flyers would fly reconnaisance and "chase" the enemy.

Today we can do better. A few Predator drones and some Hellfire missile strikes will convince the Mexican government that we intend to protect our borders from these invasions. We can send them a map which will identify "no flee zones!"

[TexConfederate1861]

Better yet, Where is General Zachary Taylor!?

[Flavius Josephus]

I'd like to see this fellow down there with Black Jack: