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Beach Alert for Monster Shark - NZ Great White Spotted Again Today!
New Zealand News ^ | 27 January 2006 | Staff

Posted on 01/26/2006 8:06:21 PM PST by Mongeaux

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To: Mongeaux

This is the reason why I, since I was a little guy, swore that I would never touch foot in the ocean. After seeing clips of jaws, that ruined the whole beach thing with me.


81 posted on 01/27/2006 1:39:08 AM PST by rambo316 (Social engineering does not work and never will.)
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To: Mongeaux

The only spots I would put on a shark would be from a high powered rifle.


82 posted on 01/27/2006 1:46:04 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (“Don't approach a Bull from the front, a Horse from the back, or a Fool from any side.”)
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To: Mongeaux
Just eating the fur seals New Zealanders won't eat....

Maybe it'll get a hairball and choke...

Be a great time to ditch any unwanted bodies laying around...(so long, chum....)

83 posted on 01/27/2006 6:37:12 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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Gives new meaning to IBTZ, yes?

*Sigh*

I'm innocent I tell ya......

84 posted on 01/27/2006 7:34:56 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark; sweetliberty

We figured you used your contacts as you were in forum while the shark in question was bumping boats.

(Shark organized crime method of dealing with da snitches: Send the fish to "sleep with da humans" by putting a helium balloon on his fins.)


85 posted on 01/27/2006 10:53:56 AM PST by Darksheare (And baby says "RAAAAR!")
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To: Darksheare

Oooooohhhh... Can you imagine shark munchies after chawing down on a hemp shirt? Yeesh!


86 posted on 01/27/2006 11:01:09 AM PST by MortMan (There is no substitute for victory.)
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LOL, yes!


87 posted on 01/27/2006 1:51:52 PM PST by Darksheare (And baby says "RAAAAR!")
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To: Mike Darancette

Mike, that picture you posted shows the scale which is about correct. When we see lithographs from the 1400 thru 1600 we see large fish like sea monsters which were probably whales or possibly even Charcaradon Megladon. It is quite possible that maybe some still swam the oceans. We still have the Coelacanth around which was thought to be extinct millions of years ago.


88 posted on 01/29/2006 8:01:00 AM PST by DarthVader (Conservatives aren't always right , but Liberals are almost always wrong.)
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