King's War Cry (it’s horrifying, it’s inappropriate, it’s nobody's business, but it’s Friday)

NY Post ^ | January 27, 2006

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LARRY King likes to get a little Wild West in the sack, according to his much-younger wife, Shawn Southwick. In an unsettling interview with Howard Stern, Southwick claims, "Larry has this Indian costume that just drives me wild . . . I wear chaps!" She adds that 72-year-old King's bedroom battle cries didn't ring out until after they were married in 1997. Southwick, a devout Mormon, made the wrinkled broadcaster wait until their wedding night to have sex - and only after a doctor signed off on it because of King's heart problems.

[Dog Gone]

Does barf ruin a keyboard? I cleaned it up the best I could.

[mwyounce]

I SO did not need to know that...

Where's the time machine that lets me go back 1 minute and stop myself from clicking this thread?

[domenad]

Somebody tell Jarred to forget Subway, just read this article, sit back, close your eyes, and imagine. You'll never eat again.

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You can't say I didn't warn you.

And it's in the newspaper, so it's news.

[JennysCool]

Way, way, WAY WAY too much information. Dear God.

[domenad]

I just have to add this:

"Sometimes Larry likes to pretend he's in a sauna with Brett Farve, and a bottle of thousand island dressing."

"That I did NOT need to know."

"Well I'm just saying."

[najida]

Oh my,

I need brain soap now.

[RegulatorCountry]

There are some things that just don't need to be made public. This is a prime example.

[pcottraux]

"Larry has this Indian costume that just drives me wild . . . I wear chaps!"

BWWAHHH HAA HAA HAAA HHAAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GLDNGUN]

Mormons must be so proud of Larry, his wife, and getting the word out on Howard Stern.

[calljack]

If I was 72 and my wife looked like that,
You could hear the occasional "YEE HAA" around the block.
You go girl.

[jazusamo]

One way to make this article a little more palatable would be to have Dr. Ruth assuring everyone how normal this is. LOL

[WIladyconservative]

Where's the time machine that lets me go back 1 minute and stop myself from clicking this thread?

I want it when you're done with it.

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Here’s Larry, back when he was still young and good-looking:

[Pukin Dog]

Someone should tell the disgusting Larry King, that mere moments after he meets his maker, his wife will be spending his money in between sex acts with men who dont wear chaps.

[marvlus]

Southwick, a devout Mormon,

Now, I know the reason for the BYU Coed jokes!

[randog]

I hear ya. All the more power to him.

[AmusedBystander]

How do you say VIAGRA in Apache?

[Ultra Sonic 007]

WARNING: This thread may induce insanity.

Bring everyone in. >:3