Caption the loser! (Vanity)

January 31, 2006 | Myself

[One Proud Dad]

I thought the king always got his way, whaaa whaaa.

[cripplecreek]

"Get the hell outta my way and where the hell's my scotch"

[EX52D]

[DTogo]

Looks like Phil Donahue with the glasses. Equally loony, too.

[pcottraux]

[butternut_squash_bisque]

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooser! Go get your scotch bottle and get soused, Swimmer!

[jazusamo]

"I'm getting too old for this, I need a drink and an intern."

[raccoonradio]

I'm afraid with this bozo in office, the people of Mass.
are also losers. He has been Senator since the year of
my birth. (I turn 44 on Thu...Yes, _that_ long.)

[Kenton]

I'm a loser
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be

Of all the love I have won or have lost
there is one love I should never have crossed
She was a girl in a million, my friend
I should have known she would win in the end

I'm a loser
And I lost someone who's near to me
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be

Although I laugh and I act like a clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry And I lost someone who's near to me
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be

What have I done to deserve such a fate
I realize I have left it too late
And so it's true, pride comes before a fall
I'm telling you so that you won't lose all

I'm a loser
And I lost someone who's near to me
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be

[Sensei Ern]

I love how everything is a blur except Teddy. I am sure this is as close as the camera can reproduce how things look to him.

[TheForceOfOne]

(Using my Bob Dylan voice)

The swimmer sank like a stone'
because the times they are a-changin'

[Herakles]

And for his next trick, this loser will lock himself in a car and run it off the Chappaquiddick bridge.

[oblomov]

Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

[Rummyfan]

I'm a looooser......

[pke]

How do you spell: lying, bloviating has-been?

T-E-D

[American Quilter]

"They can't make me leave. I own Massachusetts."

[atomicpossum]

"Goin' down, Senator?"

[hophead]

Where is my office?

I saw this guy on the Senate floor yesterday speaking against Alito. This fool has really lost it. I REALLY believe he has some serious mental issues.

[ladiesview61]

"I'm afraid with this bozo in office, the people of Mass.
are also losers. He has been Senator since the year of
my birth. (I turn 44 on Thu...Yes, _that_ long.)"

Aww Come on! I'm the same exact age as you...a teensy bit older..I'll be 45 in March (oh shoot, that's right around the corner!) Anyway..I was born and raised here in Mass. and am now raising my family here. We're from a long line of solid conservatives, and we keep fighting the good fight...in the schools, college, even church...MOST people in MA think the Kennedy's are royalty, but there are A LOT who know he's an old has-been liberal drunken murderer!!