You can't stop her but if you use the proper protection, she won't be able to hit you with an ashtray.
Posted on 02/07/2006 10:12:12 AM PST by Abathar
... until you need a blood transfusion. The filthy b@stards will probably manage to get it into the blood supply the same way they did with AIDS.
I bet if homosexuals contracted a disease that caused their genitals to rot and fall off there'd be a whole lot less deviant sexual behavior going on.
You can't stop her but if you use the proper protection, she won't be able to hit you with an ashtray.
LOL, sorry for grossing you out!!
YIKES>
And the song that comes to mind?
"If you've only been with me, why does it hurt when I.."
'sok, I know that wasn't your intent.
[and your comment was spot on!]
Thanks!
Hope not. I wouldn't wish plain old Chlamydia on anybody. That sh*t is no fun. I can only imagine what the "new and improved" Chlamydia is like!
These "bisexuals" really tick me off. They're out there catching these lovely new diseases from having unprotected gay sex and then they turn around and give these diseases to their unsuspecting wives and girlfriends! At least the staunchly gay keep it within their subgroup.
I have one of these.
It's pastel pink and blue.
rectum? damn near killed em!
CAN YOU GUESS?
ITS NONE OTHER THAN "GAY AND BISEXUAL MEN".
"She's got the Jack"
*At least the staunchly gay keep it within their subgroup.*
Except when one decides to deliberately spread his diseases out of spite/rage/hate/whatever and spits or throws blood at his "tormentors".......
Homosexuals: The Devil's Petri Dish.
Doctor to gay male:
I'm going to ask you some questions to determine if your at risk for some new diseases, OK?
Have you ever been on your hands and knees for a long time?
When you were on your hands and knees were you in the room alone or with someone else?
Did you have your clothes on?
If you were naked did you feel anything behind you?
Do you remember anybody gripping the tops of your shoulders with both hands?
Yada, yada, yada......
More joy on Brokeback Mountain...
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