[ApplegateRanch]

students can be suspended or expelled for carrying a look-alike drug.

That covers the school's tail, but where is the felony?

[ohhhh]

[That covers the school's tail, but where is the felony?]

Probably one o dem der white red neck boys the feminazi school authorities hate and desire to subdue.

[robertpaulsen]

My guess is that it falls under the Illinois Controlled Substances Act, 720 ILCS 570/404(b), unlawful distribution of a look-alike substance.

"It is unlawful for any person knowingly to manufacture, distribute, advertise, or possess with intent to manufacture or distribute a look‑alike substance. Any person who violates this subsection (b) shall be guilty of a Class 3 felony, the fine for which shall not exceed $150,000."

My guess is that they'll drop this to a 404(c):

"It is unlawful for any person knowingly to possess a look‑alike substance. Any person who violates this subsection (c) is guilty of a petty offense. Any person convicted of a subsequent offense under this subsection (c) shall be guilty of a Class C misdemeanor."