Funny!
"First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
--Shakespeare, King Henry VI, Part II, IV, ii
I thought I'd put in the obligatory quote early in this thread.
You know, it wouldn't resonate so much with the public if there wasn't a good reason for it. I'm not advocating killing lawyers, but it sure would be nice if they'd clean up their act. Of course, 99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.