If I win the $ 350 million powerball lotto tonight I'm expecting to become very popular. LOL! Of course, I will insist on a prenup when, and if, the woman in question ropes me into marriage.
Just in case you do win the powerball tonight, let me be the first to say that I love you with the fire of a thousand suns and want to spend the rest of my life making you deliriously happy.*
*If you don't win the powerball tonight, please disregard this message :)