South Pole Detector Could Yield Signs of Extra Dimensions

Northeastern University ^ | 26 Jan 2006 | Newswise

[sageb1]

Riant Mon Âne Au loin?

You cheated on that one too! Stop! ROFLMAO!

[DannyTN]

Below are some of the democratic leadership's comments regarding the project:

• "I invented extra dimensions" - Al Gore
• "I invented extra dimensions and my parents were coal miners" - Joe Biden
• "We are going to take money from all the dimensions in order to do good" - Hillary Clinton
• "I like your dimensions" - Bill Clinton
• "We should give the extra dimensions to the third world" - Jimmy Carter
• "I'm going to *$%*$! kick Bill's ass to another dimension if he publicly humiliates me again." - Hillary Clinton
• "These new dimensions may account for the Democratic Campaign fund being so low." - Howard Dean
• "Why wasn't the press told about the possibility of these dimensions earlier. This is a scandal that is costing the President's administration a lot of political capital. Cheney is expected to resign over the failure of this administration to timely notify the press" - MSM
• "I did not have sex in that dimension" - Bill Clinton

[sageb1]

I already went there. It didn't help. :)

[AntiGuv]

Very interesting article!

But this fits PatrickHenry's Science ping list much more than the FT ping list.

[sageb1]

Are you sure? I was thinking we should ping the Jimi Hendrix list.

[kenth]

LOL. Now there's some thinkin'.

[Bender2]

"J'admets ! J'ai eu le sexe avec cette femme dans le béret qui a les mésanges vraiment gentilles!"

Whoa! That French justice is something else, ain't it, Danno?

[ApplegateRanch]

It won't be long before I can zip over to the refrigerator using a wormhole.

Oh, boy! An added parallel dimension of fat, to exponentially series-agument the TVRemote Obesity Epidemic!

[sageb1]

I should sleep during the day and spend more time with the middle-of-the-night FR crowd. :)

[ApplegateRanch]

Is that you, Epps?

[Bender2]

How can I sleep when the New York Slimes are at on Dick...

[LiveBait]

I think even the physicists who work on it are still more than a little baffled by string theory.

[Lochlainnach]

Don't forget Pynchon. What does Godolphin find at the south pole? A multicolored spider-monkey from the paradise of Vheissu frozen in the ice ("V.")

[Lochlainnach]

I've heard sferics described as voices of the paranormal. Freaky stuff, howls and moans from the earth that we can't hear without the right equipment...makes me wonder...

[Lochlainnach]

Wow, math is a wonderful thing. One day I'll learn to speak Calculitus and then move on from there...but first I need to find a holy chalice so that I can sustain life for at least, oh, the next 700 years (low estimate).

[Wiz]

It should have been a great effort for doing a research for searching all these comments. I hope you retrieved and stored the database of all these comments in another upper dimension.

[PatrickHenry]

Thanks. It's a bit late in the thread to use my ping list, but it's an interesting article. So, late or not, I'm cranking up the ping machine.

[PatrickHenry]

SciencePing

An elite subset of the Evolution list. See the list's explanation at my freeper homepage. Then FReepmail to be added or dropped.

[djf]

They're still trying to make string theory work? From what I hear, they can't normalize it and the infinities won't go away. So they need the extra dimensions, all conveniently "curled up".

Buncha felophiliacs!

[sergeantdave]

Now I know where missing socks go.