A Few of FR's Finest...Every Day...02-16-06...VP Guns Down Moderate Republican (Satire)

Chris Davis | February 16, 2006 | Chris Davis, Writer33; DollyCali

[Beth528]

I love it!!!LOL!

[demkicker]

That's a hoot!

[DollyCali]

I am experimenting with various ways to save things. For you it would be good to have your basic HTML for frame.. You have the gold & the larger white interior & then the focus color more towards the exterior.

then under a set of lines

Line one the url for pix
Line two the url for the background that is the color in the main frame that you use. It is always complimentary to the colors you have in flowers.. would just save time

I separate my things w/ a @ symbol.

You then would have maybe dozens of combos (could even paste graphic of pix so you remember). Does what I am explaining even make sense? When one knows what they mean it is often hard to explain

Just an idea. You have posted the past few weeks some lovely ones.. could go thru the threads & find them & easily adapt this system.

I have done that with my logos now. Much easier to find in wp document for me

[DollyCali]

When I started doing graphics (before FRee Republic was in my life)..my mentor for pix told me to always sign things..At that point my signature was DolPix... since FR it is DollyPix2006 (or whatever year).. I worked with a friend John & when we collaborated it was JohnDolPix

it is funny that over the years things will come to me from "wherever" ..and my work is there!

[ST.LOUIE1]

Very pretty, ((((Meggsie)))).

I like the table, clean lines. : )

[wagglebee]

Come on Chris, if you're gonna do the crime you've gotta do the time.

He shot a guy and now he needs to be punished!

/sarcasm off

[DollyCali]

"borrowed" from my sweet FReeper buddy Prairie

[DollyCali]

[indcons]

Good morning, Dolly. How are you doing today?

[demkicker]

[MEG33]

LOL..Good morning((((Wolfie)))).

[DollyCali]

I am doing very well considering all going on in my life. Do you have some favorite "incident" graphics or humor?

here is one I found:

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Press Release

The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a statement today saying Vice President Cheney broke no law by shooting a lawyer instead of a quail over the weekend. A spokesman noted that lawyers are not considered game creatures, and are thus not subject to season limitations or bag limit. It was further noted that lawyer hunting was encouraged as the state is overrun with the pesky creatures. A local food critic said contrary to rumor lawyers do not taste like chicken, but rather like bovine dung which is a major component of their composition.

[MEG33]

Perfect..

[DollyCali]

Bill to Regulate the Hunting and Harvesting of Attorneys

370.01 Any person with a valid in-state rodent or snake hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport (non-commercial) purposes.

370.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited.

370.03 Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for rabies, and vermin.

370.04 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed immediately to the nearest car wash.

370.05 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power boat, helicopter or aircraft.

370.06 It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or "FREE SCOTCH" for the purposes of trapping attorneys.

370.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Mercedes or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoon.

370.08 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs, hospitals or brothels.

370.09 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap or possess the same.

370.10 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, drugdealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.

370.11 Bag and Possession Limits per day:
Yellow-bellied sidewinders, 2;
Two-faced tortfeasors, 1;
Back-stabbing divorce litigators, 3;
Horn-rimmed cut-throats, 2;
Minutiae-advocating dirtbags, 4.
Honest attorneys protected (Endangered Species Act).

[indcons]

Glad to know you are doing well, Dolly.

BTW, that "press release" was just perfect....still laughing here.....LOL.

[DollyCali]

from the Tony Snow Live Thread:

To: maggief

LOL ! If you only read DU, one would think that the VP was having "wild monkey sex", drunk,and firing at any moving object!

138 posted on 02/16/2006 9:39:10 AM EST by tiredoflaundry (I'll admit it , I'm a Snow Flake !(Snoq) The rest of my tagline redacted by court order.)

[tiredoflaundry]

;-)

[DollyCali]

Need to leave in a bit but here is one more. I am having lunch with two Zonta Sisters... then a pooch walk...(guess I will break out w/singing in the rain?)

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Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses


10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"

9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"

8. "Not enough Jim Beam"

7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"

6. "I love to shoot people"

5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter"

4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me"

3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?"

2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly"

1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife"

[DollyCali]

give credit where (genius) credit is due.

:-)....backatcha!

[DollyCali]