LOL!
If it walks like a duck...........
Came up with a great analogy for this non-story.
You and a friend are out golfing. You take a shot and go walking after the ball. Your friend then takes his shot. The ball seems to be getting pretty close to your head and then strikes you right in the temple. The hit knocks you out cold for a brief moment. You are taken to the doctor's office where an X-ray is taken. The doctor sees that a blood clot has formed and puts you in jeopardy of a possible stroke.
Did your friend mean to hit you with the golf ball? Did he set out at the beginning of your golf outing together to cause you harm? And how did your friend hit such a precise shot as to hit you right in the temple, giving you a blot clot and putting you in jeopardy of having a stroke? Or was it all just an ACCIDENT?!
This one was obviously scrappleface just from the headline. The MSM is grateful for the accident anyway.