Posted on 02/16/2006 6:22:22 PM PST by pabianice
The Moonbats are out tonight and howling! Dick Morris, just on Fox, told Hannity that the reason Cheney didn't immediately notify the Royal Dinosaur White House Press Corps of the accident was 'because he needed a day to sober up first before being questioned.'
The Libs are imploding!
I was wondering how long before someone said that.
I'll jusr say this, I would rather be shot with birdshot at 90 ft. than with a .45.
jusr=just
This is one of the worst things that I have heard in regards to this whole story. The rest of the stories you can just laugh about, but this is pure BS and he should be procecuted for being so outragious in his accusations. This is a character distrustion and should be stopped. There is no way that the Secret Service would allow his to get drunk and then run around with a gun. That is their job to ensure safety of the Vice President at all times. I am beginning to dispise Dick Morris for his stupidity.
Cheney's lawyers need to be handing out some slander lawsuits.
boy.. they are throwing the kitchen sink Chenney.. the American people are too noble and smart to put up with this crap. the dems are gonna be out of power for so long...
Morris has been winging it for awhile. I feared he was losing it when he was insisting that Republicans all favored Kyoto now.
Since this latest foul up, I'm sure he's lost it. It's pathetic to even see him on TV. Wadda loser.
You all live in a fantasy world.
You make up your own excuses, then put them up as reasons.
Thanks for admitting that yours was a script.
LOL, your welcome, I like being sane.
I've posted this many times before, but again the time is right, and it's one of my favorite jokes.
John Kerry, in dire need of carrying Ohio in his 2004 presidential bid, decided he should go "goose hunting" to maybe shore up the NRA and hunter's votes.
Kerry goes and buys his hunting licence, full camo gear, and brandishing his new shotgun, paused for the pre-hunt photo ops, and then takes off with a few other hunters, and begins his goose quest.
Going quite far off the "beaten path", to remain out of sight of the press in case he comes up "empty" in his "endeavor", Kerry and crew finally see a chance for a goose as a flock finally flies overhead within shotgun range. The rest of Kerry's team hold their fire to give Kerry his chance for a "kill".
Kerry fires twice and misses, but quickly reloads, and his third shot at the flock, hits it's mark and wings one of the geese. The bird does not go down right away, but injuredly glides on a downward path ahead of Kerry's party and lands out of their site near what appears to be a farmers barn and house.
Kerry's party quickly goes to redeem their "prize", and climbing over the farmer's fence that marks his property, see the goose still flapping beside the farmer's barn. Kerry quickly heads to the barn, but is stopped short of retrieving the goose, as he is suddenly met by the farmer who owns the property.
Kerry says to the farmer:"Hello, I'm John Kerry, the Senator from Mass who is running for President. I shot a goose, and it landed by the barn and I was going to retrieve it."
The farmer replies:"Yes, I recognize you Senator, but it seems like you are unfamiliar with the goose hunting rules here in Ohio. If the goose lands on someone elses property, you do not have ownership of the bird, unless you are the winner of the challenge by the owner of the property."
Kerry replies: "I didn't know about the Ohio rule challenge. What is it?"
The farmer replies:"The owner of the property gets to pick the challenge. If you refuse, I get to keep the goose."
Kerry questions the farmer: "Well, it sounds fair, but what is your challenge ?"
The farmer replies: "You and I will have a contest. The contest is, we will take turns accepting a kick to the groin, and the last one standing gets to keep the goose. Agreed?"
Kerry thinks for a moment. He doesn't want to come away from his well publicized "goose hunt" empty handed, and the farmer doesn't look very strong. The war hero Kerry says to the farmer: "Well, it's a strange challenge, but let's go for it !!"
The farmer replies: "Ok Senator, but because I am the property owner, I get to start the challenge."
Kerry agrees. He hands his shotgun to one of the members of his party, and takes an open stance ready to accept the farmer's first attempt.
The farmer approaches Kerry, and gives him such a kick, that Kerry is lifted off his feet, and crumples into a writhing ball of pain. The farmer backs away, waiting to see if Kerry will survive his first kick. Kerry groans in pain, but after a few seconds, with his friends cheering him to get up, rises to his feet.
With Kerry's party cheering him on, Kerry says to the farmer: "Well that was pretty good, but now according to your rules, it's my turn to kick you !!"
The farmer replies: "Aw, you can keep the goose !!"
Leni
Before you know it, there will be stories of a "second shooter" and a "grassy gulley".
I am finding all this so entertaining.
Or maybe the SS were all loaded too!
That's the way I feel! Sorry!
Oh yes he is...he just HATES Hillary; but he still LOVES Bill.
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