Skip to comments.Impeach BUSH(The Call for Impeachment from LAke Wobegon aka Keillor goes nuts)
Posted on 03/01/2006 1:46:42 AM PST by bayourant
http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2006/03/01/keillor/ March 1, 2006 | These are troubling times for all of us who love this country, as surely we all do, even the satirists. You may poke fun at your mother, but if she is belittled by others it burns your bacon. A blowhard French journalist writes a book about America that is full of arrogant stupidity, and you want to let the air out of him and mail him home flat. You hear young people talk about America as if it's all over, and you trust that this is only them talking tough. And then you read the paper and realize the country is led by a man who isn't paying attention, and you hope that somebody will poke him. Or put a sign on his desk that says, "Try Much Harder."
Do we need to impeach him to bring some focus to this man's life? The man was lost and then he was found and now he's more lost than ever, plus being blind.
The Feb. 27 issue of the New Yorker carries an article by Jane Mayer about a loyal conservative Republican and U.S. Navy lawyer, Albert Mora, and his resistance to the torture of prisoners at Guantánamo Bay. From within the Pentagon bureaucracy, he did battle against Donald Rumsfeld and John Yoo at the Justice Department and shadowy figures taking orders from Dick (Gunner) Cheney, arguing America had ratified the Geneva Convention that forbids cruel, inhumane and degrading treatment of prisoners, and so it has the force of law. They seemed to be arguing that the president has the right to order prisoners to be tortured.
One such prisoner, Mohammed al-Qahtani, was held naked in isolation under bright lights for months, threatened by dogs, subjected to unbearable noise volumes, and otherwise abused, so that he begged to be allowed to kill himself. When the Senate approved the Torture Convention in 1994, it defined torture as an act "specifically intended to inflict severe physical or mental pain or suffering." Is the law a law or is it a piece of toast?
Wiretap surveillance of Americans without a warrant? Great. Go for it. How about turning over American ports to a country more closely tied to 9/11 than Saddam Hussein was? Fine by me. No problem. And what about the war in Iraq? Hey, you're doing a heck of a job, Brownie. No need to tweak a thing. And your blue button-down shirt -- it's you.
But torture is something else. When Americans start pulling people's fingernails out with pliers and poking lighted cigarettes into their palms, then we need to come back to basic values. Most people agree with this, and in a democracy that puts the torturers in a delicate position. They must make sure to destroy their e-mails and have subordinates who will take the fall. Because it is impossible to keep torture secret. It goes against the American grain and it eats at the conscience of even the most disciplined, and in the end the truth will come out. It is coming out now.
According to the leaders of the bipartisan 9/11 Commission, our country is practically as vulnerable today as it was on 9/10. Our seaports are wide open, our airspace is not secure except for the nation's capital, and little has been done about securing the nuclear bomb materials lying around in the world. They give the administration D's and F's in most categories of defending against terrorist attack.
Our adventure in Iraq, at a cost of trillions, has brought that country to the verge of civil war while earning us more enemies than ever before. And tax money earmarked for security is being dumped into pork barrel projects anywhere somebody wants their own SWAT team. Detonation of a nuclear bomb within our borders -- pick any big city -- is a real possibility, as much so now as five years ago. Meanwhile, many Democrats have conceded the very subject of security and positioned themselves as Guardians of Our Forests and Benefactors of Waifs and Owls, neglecting the most basic job of government, which is to defend this country. We might rather be comedians or daddies or tattoo artists or flamenco dancers, but we must attend to first things.
The peaceful lagoon that is the White House is designed for the comfort of a vulnerable man. Perfectly understandable, but not what is needed now. The U.S. Constitution provides a simple ultimate way to hold him to account for war crimes and the failure to attend to the country's defense. Impeach him and let the Senate hear the evidence.
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Garrison Keillor's "A Prairie Home Companion" can be heard Saturday nights on public radio stations across the country.)
Normally there is supposed to be a crime to impeach a president...apparently it's a crime to be hated by democrats. Now normally democrats blame the "hater" in every other case, but in this one they'd rather blame the "hated"...guess being the hater allows democrats to be hypocrites in their twisted world of rationalizations.
What an example of the severe dysfunctional thinking that occurs within the liberal mind. Phrases such as "fuzzy headed", "mush for brains", etc., do not adequately describe the brain damage.
This FLAMING IDIOT fails to explain how we have not been hit since 9-11, if absolutly nothing has been done to secure the country under the Bush watch.
I could never figure the appeal of Garrison Keillor. He must
be cool to the LL Bean set.
Garrison Keillor, patron saint of smugness.
Got this thing called Nuremberg, Keillor-Meathead.
Says if you are in a uniform and armed with government authorization to kill, then you got to go by certain rules. Obey those rules and you have certain rights if you become a prisoner - disobey them and your life is forfeit.
Play war without a government warrant, wear no uniform, target civilians - your life is forfeit when you are captured.
I know you're a four-eyed fraud because you don't even acknowledge the Nuremberg laws anymore you Liberal ball of spaghetti.
You are right about one thing - they shouldn't be tortured. They should be tried and executed under Nuremberg law.
Don't torture Mujahedin! Shoot them! They are WAR CRIMINALS you Liberal Idiot!
This is a bad nightmare caused by mixing lutefisk and chenin blanc.
Somehow, I suspect that the crime of turning up the music or eavesdropping on terrorist wouldn't be so objectionable to this lake wobegon moron if a President Kerry were in office.
19 cents a share.
LMAOOOOOOOOO in agreement! That's rich...more aging dinosaur-media goin' down!
Another feelgood story of the week. BUAHAHHAHA
Didn't you get the unprovable copy of the unverifiable Fake Memo yet??
Simply defeating Liberals at the Ballot box is a crime now!!
Get with the program!
Meet Garrison Keillor
You're undoubtedly correct. Lefties didn't give a damn that a US citizen was deprived of her civil rights because The 'Toon chose to perjure himself and encourage others to perjure themselves. And when he heaped tastelessness upon his crimes by belittling her publically, lefties joined in with glee.
Garrison Keillor, creator and host of Minnesota Public Radio's "A Prairie Home Companion,"
Keillor, 58, graduated from the University of Minnesota in 1966 and went to work for Minnesota Public Radio three years later. ("My last job interview, I trust," he says now.) "A Prairie Home Companion" originated as a live variety show in 1974. In addition to conducting the show, Keillor hosts National Public Radio's "Writer's Almanac," a daily program of poetry and history. He has written short stories, novels, a weekly column for the online magazine Salon, and occasional essays for Time.
In 1969 he began writing for The New Yorker.
he has written poetry and is a consummate story-teller whose voice can be heard on numerous recordings. He is married to violinist, Jenny Lind Nilsson, with whom he has a daughter.