To: Mr. Brightside
I can see this guy's conversation with God when he dies.
"Oh Lord, I realized all the homosexuals were consenting in SIN!"
"So what did you do about that my son?"
"I tried to KILL THEM ALL!"
"Umm, I think you're in the wrong place..." Pulling a giant lever opening holy hatch door.
20 posted on
03/07/2006 1:00:27 PM PST by
oldleft
To: oldleft
"Judgment is mine and mine alone, dude. See that mountain? That's purgatory. Start climbing. See you in a few centuries."
26 posted on
03/07/2006 1:04:20 PM PST by
Gordongekko909
(I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
To: oldleft
You're understanding of the Christian religion is quite troubling. I could remind you of the destruction of Sodom & Gomorrah, or perhaps when the apostle Paul said homosexuals and other sinners will not inherit the Kingdom of God, or perhaps I could just remind you of Christ's repeated warning of the hell fire that awaited those many do not repent, or finally the words of Christ - those who obey the law and keep the commandments will be called the greatest in heaven.
36 posted on
03/07/2006 1:12:19 PM PST by
Conservative Coulter Fan
(One of the greatet conservative accomplishments would be the undoing of FDR’s big government.)
To: oldleft
God destroyed Sodom and Gomorah, for these gay and lecherous sins of the flesh.
God will sort them out in His time.
God does not need this kind of help.
Ops4 God Bless America!
280 posted on
03/08/2006 8:33:05 AM PST by
OPS4
(worth repeating)
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