[SmithL]

The terrorists that Jimmy Carter is in bed with preclude peace.

[pcottraux]

For more than a quarter century, Israeli policy has been in conflict with that of the United States and the international community.

Less brilliant words were never spoken.

Hey, Jimmah, what did you do to combat the growing threat of Islamofascism while you were president, hmmm? Oh, I forgot. You're STILL president.

[aruanan]

Colonization of Palestine precludes peace

Jimmuh is simply a putz.

[goldstategop]

Jimmy Carter is an idiot. He's supposedly acquainted with the Bible and when one looks there, one searches in vain for any mention of the word "Palestine." To the contrary, the Land Of Israel was promised to the Jewish people by God as a divine blessing. It is never Israel that has stood in the way of peace but her enemies who have never given up their dreams to bring about her destruction.

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[Proud_USA_Republican]

Hey Carter, you peanut brain moron! There is no such thing as palestine. In the 60's, it was just parts of Egpyt and Jordan.

[tomzz]

The map tells the whole story. You've got this gigantic swath of territory called the slammite world which stretches from the wall of China to the west coast of Africa and tens of degrees of lattitude up an down, and then this tiny sliver of land called Israel which is hard to even find on a map, and the relentless crybaby act for the last 60 years has been over that tiny sliver. My advice to Israel: put out a $25 bounty on "palestinians". It's a proven method for reducing populations of varmint species.

[papertyger]

Israel's occupation of Palestine has obstructed a comprehensive peace agreement in the Holy Land, regardless of whether Palestinians had no formalized government, one headed by Yasser Arafat or Mahmoud Abbas, or with Abbas as president and Hamas controlling the parliament and cabinet.

I.e., no matter what, it's Israel's fault.

[Wonder Warthog]

"The unwavering U.S. position since Dwight Eisenhower's administration has been that Israel's borders coincide with those established in 1949, and since 1967, the universally adopted UN Resolution 242 has mandated Israel's withdrawal from the occupied territories."

Let's see here. Israel has been invaded multiple times by Arab armies, fought back, and conquered new territory each time---at one time including all of the Sinai penisula up to the Nile--and then they repeatedly GIVEN IT ALL BACK, except for territory deemed strategically necessary for defense against future incursions, and the Muslims are STILL pissing and moaning about the 1947 borders.

Oh, yes- and Jimmah Kahtah is an idiot.

[M Kehoe]

Jimmy Carter:

Hello. I'm Jimmah Carter and I've contributed mightily to this mess. Please bring me a hot cocoa and a sweater.

M Kehoe: Good night Jimmah.

5.56mm

[headsonpikes]

I think that the infamous 'killer rabbit' must have actually bitten Mr. Peanut and given him a degenerative neural disorder.

Well, that's the charitable construction.