Freeper Research Project: Survey of Freeper Views of "How it all Ends" FINAL

Contributing Freepers | March 22, 2006 | Alamo-Girl

[Alamo-Girl]

I do not plan on updating this survey any time soon, but if you would like your view to be considered, please post it here.

And please remember this is not a thread to discuss theology or scientific theories.

If you wish to argue for or against any particular belief system please take it up somewhere on the Religion Forum. This is just a survey!

[Alamo-Girl]

This is the final result of the Freeper Research Project. If you see anything that needs to be corrected, please let me know.

Thanks to all of you for contributing to this survey!

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Always the wise guy, eh?

:^)

[Walkenfree]

Thank you for your many hours it must have taken to compile this wonderful survey! Very interesting indeed.

[Revelation 911]

bump your hard work - thanks AG

Pur me in the Rusty Shackleford column......Im generally of the position that aliens will continue infiltrating our genetic material through abductions. Once our genetic material is fully adulterated and we become worker drone, bee people, the government will introduce a pathogen to destroy mankind, rather than submit to alien domination.

The only part I have difficulty reconciling is why the govt doesnt take advantage of all the gun owners and air condition a few of those lizards at the first opportunity, excepting of course, the mass hysteria

Unfortunately, the resulting pandemic physically alters our appearance, and we will all resemble Fernando Lamas

[AmericaUnited]

For some reason, this graphic seems appropriate...

[bmwcyle]

It just goes to show we don't know for sure.

[#1CTYankee]

Nice job!

[beyond the sea]

"Petronski - Big Trinidadian Crunch: The universe expands by strictly naturalistic means and then collapses when the mother of the bride destroys the universe because the caterer has badly buggered the wedding by serving nothing but garlic bread and home fries." ----

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LOL............ don't let this happen to you.

;-)

[TomSmedley]

This represents a sizeable body of work, and a fascinating portrait of the freeper family. We are all in your debt. BTW -- did you know that William Ernest Henley, the author of Invictus who celebrated his victory over life by taking his own, was the model R. L. Stephenson used for Long John Silver?

[Lee N. Field]

minor tweak -- you have me in under both premil and amil. What I actually said was "somewhere in the Amil-Postmil range".

[Just mythoughts]

Very nicely done, BUMP.

[JockoManning]

Good job, Alamo-Girl.

The Comfort of Christ’s Coming

   
13 But I do not want you to be ignorant, brethren, concerning those who have fallen asleep, lest you sorrow as others who have no hope. 14 For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so God will bring with Him those who sleep in Jesus.^[b]
15 For this we say to you by the word of the Lord, that we who are alive and remain until the coming of the Lord will by no means precede those who are asleep. 16 For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first. 17 Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And thus we shall always be with the Lord. 18 Therefore comfort one another with these words.

 

 

[Salem]

And a Little Humor ...

With the serious content of the subject of this survey and the times we live in, it is the humorous contributions which once again temper it all. Too funny!  

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!

[Uri’el-2012]

Amillennialism: (Also known as Nonmillennialism).............

... XeniaSt (ex amil)

Please make that: XeniaSt ( ex amil roman catholic)

Thank you L-rd for breathing on me and drawing me close to you !

b'shem Y'shua

PS Blessings on you and yours for the work.

[Petronski]

,I>LOL............ don't let this happen to you.

Taking every precaution, my friend. We're taking every precaution.

[cyborg]

You'd better because you know everything is YOUR fault.

[Petronski]

You'd better because you know everything is YOUR fault.

It's true.

I'm having a shirt made. ;O)

[Supernatural]

Very interesting results. Many different beliefs shown here.

[beyond the sea]

Garlic and moist RAW nuts will (perhaps) keep you from having prostate "problems" ..... eat garlic and raw nuts (almonds and walnuts are great)..............AFTER the wedding night and EVERY night after that!